RobbRiddick

No wonder he can't play if he only has one toe

Well this is a tough one. I loved football when it was like this, but if you say that then you're deemed a macho caveman who doesn't care about injuries etc. For me it's more about what the game is becoming - a glorified version of arena league where everything is geared to points being scored. The NFL must be pissed that offences are struggling this year. Although a lot of the time that's because of sloppy offensive play rather than brilliantly executed defense. I remember watching the 49ers and Seahawks championship game back in the Legion of Boom days and absolutely loved it. It had a real old school cat and mouse feel about it with both defenses dominating and the refs were basically letting them play. I loved every minute of it and I remember thinking "this is the game I grew up loving". I think Brady said the NFL is really just college ball now and I really don't enjoy watching it as much, but I realize that's my age more than anything and people who watched the game in the 50s and 60s probably said the same thing about the K gun and run and shoot offenses. I think that's why I love Josh Allen so much, he has a real old school attitude about him when he trucks defenders and goes all in.

It might be a very clever way of not getting drafted by one of the worst teams. Maybe he has a particular team he'd like to go to, like the rams, where he knows they'll have no chance of being that high, so his agent is engineering things so he'll fall a little and they can grab him

I once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game

Aaron Rodgers playing in the Super Bowl

I knew an old man named Bill B He grew an impressive coach tree But his son was dumb sh*t All he could grow was a mullet And he looks like a chimp doing speed

Somebody give Josh some sugar!

Yeah offsetting penalties are weird. It's like that scene in Donnie Brasco where Al Pacino gives Johnny Depp the cash for Christmas, then opens the card from Depp and there's the exact same amount inside. Then they both say thanks and kiss each other on the cheeks. Weird

If I'm gonna die for a word then my word is POONA

Personally I love the old school. That playoff game he started for us against the Jags was a great game, shame we lost. I love a good defensive battle!

THESE HUMANS ARE BEGINNING TO IRRITATE ME

Daboll: Don't try to hide it, your beard is still sh*t

Love those Bucs throwbacks, really take me back to my childhood

Mac Jones picking up where he left off

49ers lose! Glad the sex pest doesn't get to take any credit for the Browns

As the Chiefs have already played, the NFL are apparently worried about a dip in ratings this weekend so they've organized for a woman named Tyler Shift (an aspiring country and western singer with her own YouTube channel) to stand in the luxury box in full Giants merchandise. Here she is, keep your eyes out for her

I think the camera got lodged up his a*s when he did the backflip

Do the Panthers practice tackling?

Arthur Smith looks like he wants to get rid of ridder

Wish we had a player called Bobo

Bojo just launched one

I know this is very pathetic but with all the criticism Josh gets from throwing INTs, I always do a little fist pump when Burrow or Mahomes or any of the other star QBs throw a pick

I like announcers who 'sound' like announcers. Nantz sounds like an announcer to me, Al Michaels used to before his old age brain fog set in, now he sounds like a man trying to remember the names of his many grandchildren.

Tannehill's face is somehow slightly less punchable since they've been bad. I wonder if a few 7-10 seasons would have made me hate Brady less?

I have a lot of respect for Rich Eisen and I enjoy watching clips of his show, but as an announcer he's absolutely god awful. Like a porn star trying their hand at serious acting. Could have come up with another analogy there but the only one that came to mind was "Madonna trying to be a serious actress" and then I realised it didn't work because she wasn't much of a singer either