RobbRiddick

No offense intended at all but reading the word "Crazy!" in a thick Italian accent just makes my day!

You don't sound like no slack-jawed f*****. You sound like a goddam sexual tyrannosaur.

This article is nonsense. I've never in my life met a ginger narcissist

I really don't advise starting a podcast. They're a real drain on your time

When I'm depressed about the Bills I try to spend more time with my children. I talk to them, ask them how they're getting on in school, how old they are now, things like that.

He seriously needs to find some happiness in life.

Robert Saleh decides to race home after work

Get Vaughn up...

Well he better consider reducing the amount of flags and commercials. Fans raised on soccer see all the stoppages and laugh their asses off then switch channels

If this happens I'll be so happy I'll run down the street naked using a body part other than my thumb to hitchhike a ride to heaven

I really hope you are proven right. It would be amazing for the Bills to shut up everyone (including me) who wrote them off. I struggle to see it because to me the hole is just too deep. It's a real shame Dorsey didn't get canned earlier because we would have been so much better against the likes of Denver and NE. If we needed 3 out of 5 I'd like our chances but since there's virtually no room for error I just can't see this team being perfect down the stretch. Although the idea of Miami dropping 2 and then playing us in the final game with the division up for grabs, only for us to beat them and steal it does fill me with joy. I'd love that to happen

Except the chiefs who despite their flaws will probably waltz to another SB

"Yes coach. Absolutely coach. I swear I want to play Sunday."

This reminds me of Valentine's night when my wife walks into the bedroom wearing some sort of lace contraption and I know it's my job to do something but I still wish the mail man would miraculously show up and step in for me

I'm going to propose, where can I hire a professional photographer to snap the moment so I an put it on instagram? Also, could you photograph the wedding and the conception of our first child too? I know, I know, I'm old and miserable

I think the best hope is for the Steelers to win out so that they rest their starters when we play them the final week of the season. We'll be golden if that happens. Oh sorry, wrong year

Have we cut Von's private's off and cancelled his instagram account yet?

On the plus side he's now perfectly qualified to be an owner

That would be worth it just to hear Sal gushing over Belichick on the radio.

Just when the season was going so well

Oh God, now I'm imagining us being 4-0 down the stretch and then losing to the Dolphins backups Being a Bills fan is such torture

6 bonus points for the Rambo reference

I love him more. If love were people, I'd be China

It's weird, last night I was thinking "McD is basically Dick Jauron with muscles"