RobbRiddick

Which team did you follow before Mahomes took KC to the SB? Pats?

He'll wrestle him at halftime

yeah what the hell was that about

I feel sorry for him, he always seems as confused as I do when my kid shows me a TikTok video

We have: 1. hand off 2. fumble 3. Interception

I was just waiting for Harty to turn on the afterburners and he gets tripped

Cynthia seems like a very independent woman

Yeah, it's obvious if Allen Number 1 goes down for any significant stretch of time we can take the season and give it to Dick Jauron

See, I call him Shak to give him a cool nickname and then he drops one. Back to Shakir

Shak making some nice catches today

Allen impersonating Allen

Shakir you dirty little boy!

He's supposed to be a great blocker

Damn, we gave up a first down right away. Season over

First kickoff of preseason and the flags come out. Love the zebras

FOOTBALL. WHOO. BILLS ARE PLAYING. WE'RE BACK. I CAN'T WAIT!!! Huh? Preseason? AH F**K If Shorter doesn't get over 100 yards and 2 TDs at a minimum then I'm calling Beane out

I saw Stroud's postgame presser - it was the first time I've ever heard him speak - and I must admit I really liked the kid. The way he was able to laugh at his poor performance and say "I think as an offense we did some good things... well, apart from me" did kind of endear me to the guy and so for that reason alone I'm now hoping he does well (I'm a cheap date)

Without looking at anyone else's answers... Zay Jones, Dareus... Punt God... hmm, can't think of any more

And to take a massive dump

I knew they shouldn't have bothered with the anti d*ldo netting they built into the design

Is that the Tom Seleck version of Indiana Jone we very nearly had? Damn you, Magnum PI!

I'm sure Mahomes will enjoy throwing this guy passes in about 3 years

Hey man, there's no easy way out, especially when you have a burning heart - in other words, when your heart's on fire

A lot of this completion % stuff gets read the wrong way by the experts. If Allen threw 3 extra dump offs to RBs per game it would inflate his completion % and a lot of these experts would suddenly be making a big deal of his improvement, even though all he's done to improve it is throw 3 incredibly easy passes per game. Now, that's not to say such throws are worthless because they can be the difference in moving the chains or punting, but it does show how such things an get overblown. it was the same thing when he left college. Everyone was making a big deal of the 58% (or whatever it was) completions and it just became this phrase everyone started parroting. One of the Josh Allen believers (might have even been Kiper) pointed out that he was making more difficult pass attempts because his team was so bad and needed to score, and that if he'd make a couple of easy check downs per game it would have inflated his % to 60%, in which case the stuff about his accuracy wouldn't have been talked about so much.