RobbRiddick

I found a shiny penny once when I was walking home from school. We were poor so a penny was a lot. I went into a candy store and used it to buy a couple of candy bars. One of them had a golden ticket inside. I went home and showed my grandpa, poor old guy hadn't worked or even got out of bed for 20 years but as soon as the lazy, selfish bastard saw that ticket he jumped out of bed and started dancing around our hovel like Paula Abdul

They should use AI to provide any voice you want. You could have vito corleone announcing with Rocky Balboa providing the color commentry. "Tyreek Hill with a touchdown. That's so disrespectful the way he treats women. And he's never even invited me to his home for a cup of coffee" "Ay, yo, vito. You think maybe you're bein a little hard the guy you know? The guy took a shot at breakin the record"

Sometimes I do wonder what josh would fetch in a trade. We're so, so lucky to have one of the very best QBs in the league wearing the colors of this team. I remember when he was drafted and nfl network threw up a graphic of all the starting quarterbacks we'd had since Kelly retired. Talk about Sh*tler's List. He has his bone headed mistakes the media loves to talk about but I wouldn't have anyone else back there. He's not only made the Bills a perennial contender, he's also made us one of the most talked about teams in the league. After being irrelevant for so many years it is nice to be at the forefront of football fan's minds

Just checking the schedules... Cincy has Steelers and Chiefs (no way they lose to the steelers) Jax - Bucs and Panthers (erm, nope) Houston - Titans and Browns (okay, I can see this possibly happening) Indy - Falcons and Raiders (nope) The main hope there, and it's clutching at straws, is the Steelers playing great defensive game against Cincy and doing just enough offensively to beat them on a FG at the end or in OT. Although the way things are in the league, even if that happened they'd probably beat the Chiefs. Then the Texans having a late season collapse to the Titans who can play anyone tough but also get blown out just as easily, then going down to the Browns. Meh, it's really just easier for the Bills the win all their games and hope Miami lose one of their next 2

It's kind of like when my wife fakes a headache to get out of sex, I know I should feel bad but I'm kind of happy about it

Tell your wife to tire him out before the game

Please god, don't let us lose to someone called Easton Stick. Sounds like some sort of feminine hygiene product

I'm happy. My wife might get a Christmas gift this year

Crazy leaving Dak in. Is he still trying to get the MVP?

Just hang up and listen

I'm not relaxing until there are 3 minutes left

What were Diggs and Allen arguing about there on the sideline. It looked like a hug but I think Diggs said something offensive in his ear. Allen's pat on Diggs' shoulder looked a little aggressive too

Looks like James Cook picked the right week to start doing amphetamines

We've said for years what Josh Allen would be like if the Bills had a run game other teams had to truly gameplay for and worry about

I can't tell if you're joking but it says everything about my relationship with the Bills that I'm worried about us blowing this

Can't believe how good Cook has been today. If they can keep running like this in the second half the Dallas defense will be sucking wind

Few things so far: - we've been real lucky with the Diggs fumble and some of the penalties. - James Cook is a revelation. He looks like Thurman out there - With the playoff feel and the home crowd going nuts, this mood reminds me of so many of the games in the early 90s

Literally saw that penalty coming before Dak even got hit. Stupid mistake there

holy *****, what a throw by Josh. Whipped it in there

Yeah. We got lucky with the roughing the kicker which wasn't in my opinion, but that should have been a penalty there

Okay, that helps us but what a ridiculous penalty

lol those Oilers uniforms are jinxed

Did Mooney get paid to screw that up? Maybe he had money on the Browns

I've said it before, if not for Josh Allen I'm not sure I would bother. Everything from the production to the talking heads to Taylor Swift is aimed at the TikTok generation

And then they'll get to play Minshew or Flacco in the playoffs.