RobbRiddick

Torrence is like "I couldn't jump that high on a f***ing pogo stick"

They should replace Woods with Maddy Glab Brown: "Allen drops back, looking for Diggs" Glab: "f***ing a**hole" Brown: "throws it to Diggs..." Glab: "f***ing a**hole"

I watched some of the game today and my God, Wilson is so bad it's actually funny. There's one play where the pocket is closing in around him and his just flops down like a dead fish without being touched. Then on the 2nd to last drive of the game (when they must have been thinking it was their last opportunity to score) it's 4th and 10 and Zach just throws a 3 yard dump off to a heavily defended receiver. Absolutely no chance it was ever going to convert. If you haven't seen it you should go find it, just brilliant

"Josh drops back, throw the ball.... AND IT'S A 3 YARD COMPLETION TO DIGGS! DIGGS IS DIGGING A HOLE AND FILLING IT UP WITH WIDE RECEIVING ABILITY! ALLEN WITH THE 3 YARD COMPLETION, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS. NOW HE'S CALLED A TIMEOUT! A TIMEOUT BY THE BILLS. THE CLOCK WAS RUNNING AND THEN ALLEN CAME IN WITH THE TIMEOUT AND STOPPED IT LIKE SUPERMAN STANDING IN FRONT OF A FREIGHT TRAIN!"

Apparently the NY Jets players have had enough of Zach Wilson

Easier to deal with than getting a virus from making porn

When Dan isn't talking ***** with people like Stephen A Smith he can be pretty interesting to listen to

I would activate Elam, tell him to rough up Hill at the line. I'd also play that lunatic Rapp a lot and tell him to get as many personal foul penalties as he can! I'm kidding about the penalties but I would tell them to play for old school, kind of how the Chiefs played the Bills in the championship game where they bullied us and roughed up our receivers. Obviously ball control, try and get in Tua's face as much as possible. Knock him down, even if you don't get the sack. Wilkins always plays Allen that way so I say do the same to Tua (maybe not go as far as pinching his balls but close). The problem is if they come out hot and just start marching up the field then Josh will feel the need to be superman , maybe he's good superman but there's always a chance he's Superman 4: The Quest for Peace and none of us want that

Wow, 70 points. FilthyBeast must have mast**bated himself into oblivion

Trey wakes them up. Need to kill this game now with another score

Team has gone to sleep

Wow, Dolphins are going to be a tough

That's a fantastic nickname for him

Hilarious that Bernard was the whipping boy all through camp and preseason and so far he's been sensational

Cool, something to mute while I'm taking a s**t at halftime

I skipped to the end and the announcers were saying it was "probably the best game in the NFL this season". The idea of a 7-9 game being labelled as great these days is unthinkable, but back then people really appreciated a tight defensive battle. I always liked those games myself, especially in the playoffs. But as you say, a different time.

only got 9 correct predictions last week. Here are my week 3 winners (again, done before the season): 49ers chargers lions packers Jags Dolphins Titans Bills Ravens Pats Seahawks Chiefs Cowboys Steelers Eagles Bengals

I take it even further. I make my wife wear a Josh Allen cardboard mask.

I think you misunderstood the post. He's not a Sir, he's a Lord

It was like a Bruce Lee one inch punch

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At least until Terry gets drunk and starts running his mouth

If the dolphins win their next game comfortably (cant even remember who it's against) I'd imagine the media will choose them as they're all over the dolphins this season. I'm quite happy with that after the Bills got all that hype last season

He was thinking of adapting it into... something else

I'd like the Commanders chances more if they were still called the Redskins