RobbRiddick

Imagine the irony if she gets fired and has to become a stripper to pay the rent

"Should we tank for Caleb Williams?" "Was Brittany the real reason for Josh's success?" "Time to tear it down and start again?" "We need to fire McD and hire Jim Harbaugh" "Did anyone else see Diggs spitting in Josh's Gatorade during the 4th quarter?" "Hear me out: Josh Allen is no longer a top 10 QB. Thoughts?" "Allen [Vague Title]"

Wow, if this guy had graded my last sperm count I'd still feel like a real man

Yeah and if you look back at this very message board at that time, people were calling for Daboll's head, or hoping he'd get a HC job so he'd leave. Remember after the Jags game?

Yeah, it's not as cut and dried as some think. It's one of those games where if we let them hang around into the second half I could see Jacobs potentially picking up a head of steam and wearing this defense down. As you say, Jimmy G is a proven winner in spite of the injuries and jokes about him. I have us winning but if they end up stealing this one at the end it wouldn't surprise me at all. If that happens this forum will be in full blown meltdown

My game predications went 12 of 16 last week, which I'm pretty happy with. Here are the winners for week 2 (again, I did this all before the season started and refuse to change them so they'll likely become more and more insane as the season goes on): Vikings Ravens Lions Texans Bucs Chiefs Packers Bills 9ers Chargers Giants Jets (this was under the assumption that Rodgers would be playing) Commanders Pats Saints Steelers

That was a nasty one. Apparently Taylor heard the bone snap, that's why he leapt up and called for the medics right away

I love this stuff about the modern world, especially the desperate apologies when you haven't really done anything wrong. Media personality trips over a homeless man the street. Next day "I just want to say sorry to all homeless people. It was a genuine mistake when I tripped, I didn't see the man's foot. But I should have seen it, it was my fault not his. I want the world to know I have nothing but admiration for homeless people and how brave they must be to live without walls or heating or a secure internet connection. I have just signed up at my local shelter so I can spend this holiday season serving soup to these wonderful people and can only pray to whichever god you happen to believe in that I can learn something from them that will educate me for the better"

Lions won't win the superbowl so long as you have your kneecaps.

We don't need Taylor, we already have Hines, the guy he learned everything from. Huh? A jet what? Oh

This feels like the time my boss caught me sniffing her seat but somewhere in the back of my mind I still thought I had a shot at a promotion

Second verse, same as the first

Meh. I'm as cynical as anyone when it comes to the Bills but this one doesn't actually worry me massively. Game one, long off season. New wrinkles. Going against the best D in the league on an emotional night when you know everyone is pulling for the Jets. It was a ***** show from Josh but I'll judge him on what he does in the nest few games. Burrow threw like 100 interceptions in week 1 last year. Strange things happen in week 1. We shall see!

Well you know Jets fans won't be celebrating this much tonight. Tough news if true. All that hype and talk and it ends after a few plays

Hey, he did better than Burrow. Week 1. Best defense in the league. We'll see what happens. Oh sorry, I thought this was the Allen excuse thread

I just hope we play better than we did against the Steelers a few weeks ago...

If the Bills lose

Make sure you still get to bed on time. You know what a grumpy grumps you are when you don't get your full 12 hours

I've done nothing but cry since last night but that might have more to do with betting 3k on the Bengals

I hate the Phins as much as the next Bills fan but have to admit some of Tua's passes were really nice.

Well so far in week 1 I'm 11 of 15. Not bad. Hope the Jets is one where I'm completely wrong

Yeah, they're a purely timing offense and when Tua gets the timing right they can be deadly

Wow, that shot of Brady and Kraft in the box is going to be the subject of some great "caption this" competitions

I actually feel bad for the Patriots

Weird that I'm surprised to see the Rams make a play. They only won the whole thing in 2022