RobbRiddick

I can't imagine this place being like that

I'll always watch. I enjoy the pain. Sometimes when the Bills are winning it just doesn't feel right, so I tell my wife to go over my nipples with a cheese grater, then I'm able to relax and watch the rest of the game

I wish we had a pocket passer like Burrow so we didn't have to worry about our boy getting serious injuries. Oh...

They're bringing him in to be Watson's massage therapist as punishment for stealing all that money from them. Let's see how he likes it when he has Flacco's giant, hairy, oily hands all over him

Did McD's conversation with Josh take place in Mickey's gym?

I need to go read the Bengals forum so I can feel better about my life and being a Bills fan

When the hell is JP Losman getting a cover?

Josh just looks and sounds so depressed right now. I'd love to know what the hell is going on behind the scenes. His whole body language and vocal tone sounds defeated

There's a guy called Rex Ryan I see on TV sometimes. He's always very passionate and looks like he's no stranger to a chicken wing or 20. It would be some impressive, erm, feet if we could land him

All I know is that I sometimes think about Josh Allen when I'm in the shower. I was never this clean pre 2018

And when McD does get fired he'll be all "it had to happen. Terry knows football. [pause] I'll really miss him though"

I did laugh when he was talking about the Jags game back when he was in London. He mentioned at least 78 times (with such delight I'm certain he had an er*ction) that he was travelling on the same plane as the team and coaches. I can just picture McDermott trying to get some sleep and losing the will to live as Sal launches into another story of his time coaching high school football

Sal is desperate to be liked by McDermott and the rest of the Bills brass. It's always funny hearing him talk about McD by calling him Sean constantly rather than coach. You can hear his voice crack a little when he talks about Sean. I think Sal would melt into the carpet if Sean asked him over for Thanksgiving Day dinner. He'd sit there holding the wishbone, looking at Sean and Sean's wife and Sean's kids, thinking "my wish has already come true". Then he'd remember he has a family of his own but can no longer remember their names

I'm expecting little change to the offense and just hope I'm wrong and it gets a lot better.

I know Russ Brandon is a regular here. He goes by the name FilthyBeast

GO CHIEFS!

This is like having AIDS and being asked if you miss the crabs

Bills on their road to the playoffs

I refuse to quit on the Bills. Besides, my new team the Lions are doing well so I'm in a great mood

Well they may as well off Dorsey now to see if an internal change can help turn this thing around. If not put the axe through McD at season's end

Tremaine Edmunds. Has to be

He won't speak until the players-only meeting on Wednesday

Is Numerology a reporter? Where's a link to his article about the Bills running the table?

Hahahahaha imagine picking a CB in the 4th round and he ends up being a bust. Glad we've never done anything like th... Huh? Notepad? Oh *****...

I'm willing to try anything at this point. Could Dorsey's playcalling be improved by him wearing a pirate patch over 1 eye? Let's give it a go!