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Mahomes looks very dejected sitting there on the sideline on his own

I know it's childish but the idea of the Jets losing to a QB named DeVito just makes me laugh

Trying to wonder who Arthur Smith looks like with that moustache, then I realized

If KC make it to the Super Bowl again they may as well just give them the trophy right after the championship game and turn super Sunday into Taylor Swift Sunday, with a day-long music festival that she headlines - sort of like a really ***** Woodstock for people who can't tie their shoe laces

Can I relocate the Patriots to Nevada and build their new stadium in a nuclear test area?

They didn't look like they were playing in mud this week. Much more fluid and looks like they were in rhythm. Liked the fact that Josh spread the ball around. Seeing Kincaid playing well again was great, and also great to see Shakir having a good game. Josh seemed to enjoy having that early designed run. It's almost like he doesn't feel quite himself unless he gets to unleash his legs early. I've never been a fan of the designed runs but I'm happy for him to scramble and scramble every time he sees a wide running lane develop, so long as he slides/goes out of bounds. Must be so demoralizing for the defense to see him continually picking up big chunks of 'easy' yards on them

I will cheer them on, then bathe in battery acid on Monday morning

Bucs 26 - Bills 13 Mayfield outplays Allen and the narrative for the next week will be "is Allen now the 3rd best QB from the 2018 draft after Lamar and Baker?" (If Darnold plays well for the 49ers some people might even suggest he's now 4th)

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this

Depends where you stick it

If I can change and you can change, EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE!

Chris Brown always said life was like a box of chocolates, YOU TAKE OFF THE LID, DIVE IN AND GRAB YOURSELF A TOUCHDOWN SO SWEET YOU'D THINK IT HAD BEEN SCORED BY WILLY WONKA HIMSELF!!!

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home...?

How do I tell her I'm in love with her brother?

I had us at 9-8 before the season and missing the playoffs, with the schedule as tough as it is I think that's very likely, but the Bills often play well against good/great teams so who knows, they may surprise us. If they lose to the Bucs then it will take the mother of all team meetings to get them back on track

Yep. Allen certainly isn't above criticism, but you're right that he doesn't get the credit for doing what he does with so little. Mediocre O-line, never had a great running game, Knox is not close to the top TEs in the league, Davis is an extremely limited number 2 WR, and the rest of the WRs are nothing but journeymen. And yet as you point out he's still right there with the leaders in every category. I guess a Josh skeptic would say he's the reason Knox and the other WRs aren't better, but I'm inclined to say only Andy Reid could make those guys consistently explosive.

He's not a saint. But Bernard is

This is a great take, depressing but great. Maybe the stuff about the film study is true, maybe he was doing more of that back when he was dominant, maybe Daboll went through it with him and made it easier the understand. I have no idea, I'm not a film study guy. All I know is that the offense is making everything look difficult now, even when they score, they don't look fluid or in rhythm at all. It's actually tiring watching them.

It's nearly Christmas, Beane is going with the really good whiskey this year

You can say that again

***** Dorsey! Didn't know how to use this gu... huh? Daboll? Ahhhhhhh

I won't reveal my sources but I've managed to get hold of some footage of McD trying to sneak into the meeting: