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I'm willing to try anything at this point. Could Dorsey's playcalling be improved by him wearing a pirate patch over 1 eye? Let's give it a go!

Kyler, haven't seen you for ages. You've got so big!

Oh yeah baby! Bengals lose a heartbreaker, well boo hoo however will I sleep tonight

Hendrickson injured. Oh the irony

Urgh, I ***** hate the Bengals

Let's see how many flags the refs throw against the Texans defense now

These roughing the passer pens are out of control.

My SB pick Ravens looking pretty good

so strange watching the Texans handle the Bengals and think "how the hell did we not do this?"

Holy s*it, I can't believe how good Stroud is

It's so frustrating when you see the Vikings scoring points with ease when they have a journeyman QB who's been there 2 weeks, and we make scoring a TD look like climbing Mount Everest

McDermott and Dorsey were intruiged

Finally a happy thread

Tears, misery and depression I'm guessing

And then Maycock for GM!

Nothing like a guy called Norwood to bring us some much needed good luck

I may have inserted that so I could see who is paying attention

Admit it, you're just worried about having to change your screen name

My theory on Josh: He is number 17 Stevie Nicks sang a song called 'Edge of 17' Josh Allen is 'on the edge' Stevie Nicks was in a band called Fleetwood Mac Josh Allen used to be Fleet of foot but now is slower, as though he has wooden legs (hence FleetWOOD) Josh Allen is overweight = too many Big Macs (FleetWOOD MAC) The Albatross is a symbol of bad luck for seafarers Fleetwood Mac had a hit titled Albatross Josh Allen is experiencing bad luck Conclusion: Stevie Nicks looks a lot like the woman who played Princess Leia

So this week we've learned that Josh Allen is: Slowing down Not going through his progressions Seems a bit depressed Misses his ex Still isn't studying film Only wanted Dorsey because he's his buddy Has an allergy to pistachio's (talk about bad luck) Has lost his passion for the game I may have missed a few. Just how many ladders did this guy walk under in the offseason?

Ken Dorsey wants Josh to give him a piggy back ride

Chanting is too good for him, pelt him with d*ldos until he throws his headset at the camera!

Tremaine Edwards sucks

Several times today I've forgotten about football, thought of other things and generally enjoyed my life. Then I check in here and it's like this happens all over again:

I don't think we make the playoffs, I didn't before the season and sadly think it's going to end up the case. Too many good teams remaining on the schedule and the team is too inconsistent. Hope I'm wrong and they have a magical turnaround