RobbRiddick

Today we want... LESS of this MORE of this With a generous sprinkle of this

I really liked the part where the woman drank so much alcohol she fell backwards as she was sinking her latest glass. I don't think I've ever seen that done before, at least not in the last 24 hours. And how the hell did they afford to get Meadow Soprano involved?

I'm worried about Mac Jones kicking one of our last remaining healthy defenders in the balls and sidelining him

Forgotten who? This is wonderful

Either that or a good barber

Josh Allen is the most handsome, butch, masculine QB I've ever pictured naked

Every time you mention your source I imagine this guy

Yeah, I'll believe it when it happens. We tend to get very cocky about the Bills when they play bad teams when in actual fact they've played down to the opponent enough times over the years for me to never take anything for granted. Maybe I'm just an eternal pessimist but it wouldn't surprise me to see Mac Jones play his best game of the season, even if we end up winning. I'd love a game where we can relax in the 4th quarter and think about the next game

No wonder he can't play if he only has one toe

Well this is a tough one. I loved football when it was like this, but if you say that then you're deemed a macho caveman who doesn't care about injuries etc. For me it's more about what the game is becoming - a glorified version of arena league where everything is geared to points being scored. The NFL must be pissed that offences are struggling this year. Although a lot of the time that's because of sloppy offensive play rather than brilliantly executed defense. I remember watching the 49ers and Seahawks championship game back in the Legion of Boom days and absolutely loved it. It had a real old school cat and mouse feel about it with both defenses dominating and the refs were basically letting them play. I loved every minute of it and I remember thinking "this is the game I grew up loving". I think Brady said the NFL is really just college ball now and I really don't enjoy watching it as much, but I realize that's my age more than anything and people who watched the game in the 50s and 60s probably said the same thing about the K gun and run and shoot offenses. I think that's why I love Josh Allen so much, he has a real old school attitude about him when he trucks defenders and goes all in.

It might be a very clever way of not getting drafted by one of the worst teams. Maybe he has a particular team he'd like to go to, like the rams, where he knows they'll have no chance of being that high, so his agent is engineering things so he'll fall a little and they can grab him

I once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game

Aaron Rodgers playing in the Super Bowl

I knew an old man named Bill B He grew an impressive coach tree But his son was dumb sh*t All he could grow was a mullet And he looks like a chimp doing speed

Somebody give Josh some sugar!

Yeah offsetting penalties are weird. It's like that scene in Donnie Brasco where Al Pacino gives Johnny Depp the cash for Christmas, then opens the card from Depp and there's the exact same amount inside. Then they both say thanks and kiss each other on the cheeks. Weird

If I'm gonna die for a word then my word is POONA

Personally I love the old school. That playoff game he started for us against the Jags was a great game, shame we lost. I love a good defensive battle!

THESE HUMANS ARE BEGINNING TO IRRITATE ME

Daboll: Don't try to hide it, your beard is still sh*t

Love those Bucs throwbacks, really take me back to my childhood

Mac Jones picking up where he left off

49ers lose! Glad the sex pest doesn't get to take any credit for the Browns

As the Chiefs have already played, the NFL are apparently worried about a dip in ratings this weekend so they've organized for a woman named Tyler Shift (an aspiring country and western singer with her own YouTube channel) to stand in the luxury box in full Giants merchandise. Here she is, keep your eyes out for her