RobbRiddick

The the Phins lose and we win then Finheaven is going to be the most entertaining site in the world next week

"Turn on the snow"

After seeing Shady as an analyst on that awful Speak show, I'm not sure he has one to pick

"Bill, this is the biggest news of the year so far. We've all been waiting for this moment ever since the story broke. Now, finally you can tell the world, why are you leaving?" {pause} "We're onto Cincinnati"

KC and it isn't close. If they win all we'll hear is how the genius, greatest athlete of all time, Mahomes managed to win a SB with nothing but dregs of human excrement playing around him. Not only that but we'll have Taylor Swift rammed in our eyes like an annoying, singing toothpick for 2 weeks before the game and at least 3 years after.

Jesus Christ, how did I forget that? And I sat and watched the game. Stan Humphries!

Yeah. I do think Vrabel will go there but I agree, if it were me I'd think screw that. They won 6 SBs, how can you ever match up to it. I'd rather go to a team like the Chargers. Win something with them and you're a legend. Hell, get them to a SB and you've done something no one else has ever achieved.

He has to go somewhere else and win otherwise there will always be that question about why he couldn't win without Brady.

This is true and it's also why I give Tua more credit than a lot of people. He's a system QB for sure but it's a system lots of QBs would struggle in because it's all about being disciplined, having your timings down and being accurate. Tua is great at that, and when it's working they look unstoppable. The problem is that, like a TV presenter who turns to ***** when the autocue stops working, Tua is unable to do anything off script. I actually think the level of scripting he sees with McDaniel's offense might have hindered him even more in that regard because he's so focused on person A being at point B and delivering the ball at that exact moment, whenever anything out of the ordinary happens he starts to panic

I did cringe when McDaniel kept referring to himself as a "party boy" when he was young and drinking. I kept picturing him standing at a bar by himself, nursing a single shot of tequila, then finally taking a sip and reacting like Doc Brown in Back to the Future 3

like most people on social media, he craves attention. Those reactions were so put on, as if he really does that when he doesn't have a camera on. Surprised it didn't end the video by hitting himself on the head with a frying pan

Can you imagine if Allen got traded to Miami in the offseason? Not only would every one of those cry babies suddenly go out and buy an Allen jersey, their stadium would have more than 17 Dolphin fans in it

I don't see why it's concerning. I only send them to random women because I genuinely want an honest opinion of whether they think it's a normal size and shape. Huh? Oh, never mind. Go Bills!

I'm done with Davis until he scores a TD in the playoffs, in which case I'll like him for a whole week

This guy is in more dire need of a bl*wjob than any white man in history

Just how overweight is Keyshawn's face?

Hey bud, do you need an inflatable donut to sit on after seeing your beloved mammals getting their blow holes reamed last night?

Apparently they had his pink-slip sent via FedEx. The cruel bastards

This is funny. I was actually thinking this myself during the game

How in the hell did the Bills win that game? Just bizarre. Thank you Jesus

this is hilarious, the 2 whipping boys of the season are the only reason the Bills are in this. now we just need Tremaine Edmunds to get a pick 6. oh he's not here anymore

This is why I was convinced we'd lose this and get bumped out the playoffs. Dolphins playing with more passion and like they have more to prove. I'm just glad the Titans did us a favor otherwise I'd be punching the TV right now

Well they say it's hard to beat a team 3 times in one year so maybe good we lose tonight so we can take them next week!

Oh great now Douglas is down. We always seem to get injuries against Miami, wonder if it's trying to keep up with all that speed. I hate this *****