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That's funny, I'd completely forgotten this guy existed until now, but remember a lot of the pre draft hype. Didn't he also debut against the Bills?

Me neither, but I hear the name Patrick is very popular in the NFL at the moment so it can't hurt

Exactly. This is why most of the pundits when asked will put Allen over Jackson. Jackson fans talk about the MVPs, then Allen advocates mention the playoffs. That's when football goes up a significant level, it's also when most people actually watch every game rather than just highlights or glancing at box scores. Every year people sit down to watch the playoffs and see Lamar ***** the bed while Allen takes it up a notch and reduces the errors. To me it's a no brainer that he's above Jackson

So because the Bills didn't sign him does that mean they allowed KC to get him? So if he scores a TD against us in the playoffs does that mean we can blame Beane for allowing it to happen?

Well it isn’t a one man sport in spite of how the media talk about it. My thinking for Burrow is that he has more weapons than Josh and also the narrative that he’s coming back from an injury riddled year. if Allen has a great season he’ll be well in the MVP talk as well because his narrative is that they let his receivers go. But I don’t have the faith that the rest of the team will elevate itself enough. I could see him still having a great year in terms of having to do so much on his own but maybe the stats as a whole won’t show that, so the guys in the media who mainly watch extended highlights won’t recognize it

Burrow is my pick for MVP this year but I think Josh is better. I’d like to see Burrow without so many weapons

No hail Murray to Harrison

Three of these:

Hmmm, I don't think we have the cash for him and Lamb

LB will be in there because they’ll be worried about the injuries to Milano. I’d think DE, DT or WR as well. if the wideouts struggle this season there will be massive pressure on Beane to grab one early. Could actually see him packaging the first on one of the seconds to move up for one of the top ones

As a man who had an all night Bible studying session with his wife, I can testify he is very paranoid, has a very bad temper and still knows how to throw a punch. All I did was tell him his wife had spent all night on her knees and he went nuts

DiNucci whata the facka wasa that passa?

Who needs Josh Allen when you have DeNucci!!!

Love the final pre season game, when it’s finished you know it’s the end of pre season

Hey, he still needs to shave his a$$

Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor

I want to make predictions about Bears making the playoffs, Cowboys failing to make the playoffs, Eagles being back on form and making the championship game Lions disappointing and falling off this season with lots of close losses. But actually I just feel like: Chiefs 3peat Mahomes wins league MVP Mahomes wins Super Bowl MVP Only team that can stop them is the Bengals (Burrow has an MVP-like season but everyone votes for Mahomes anyway) they lose to Chiefs in the championship game after a controversial call, all non KC fans call fix, shout "what's the point in watching this anymore? It's basically the WWE"

Will be interesting to see Herbert with a competent coach

Mahomes is great no doubt, but Reid went to 5 NFC champs with a very sub par QB (4 in a row). He also nearly won a super bowl with him against Brady. I hear this a lot about how Reid was a bad coach in Philly. He wasn't. Mahomes is WAY better than McNabb, but I honestly believe if Reid retired tomorrow their grip on the AFC ends. Maybe if they 3peat he will retire. And if I turn out to be wrong I'll hold my hands up and say I'm wrong. This isn't about knocking Mahomes, it's the insane level of praise he gets from the media. I heard one show where they said the chasm that exists between Mahomes' tier and the next one (Burrow and Allen) is wider than the Grand Canyon. It's becoming insane now. Mahomes probably is better than Allen and Burrow, but the gap is nowhere near as wide as everyone says, and the one that does exist would close in a second without Reid.

People call me a Mahomes hater but I maintain the main reason they won last year was Reid. He figured out a way late in the year to scheme those guys open (and Kielce as well who was struggling for a lot of the year). Early in the season Mahomes was having to do too much and play super man (that's what the media guys defending his rough play earlier in the season were saying) and that was the reason he was throwing ints and the Chiefs were losing games. Once Reid figured out what he had KC started winning more consistently again. That Kielce TD in the game against us says it all. The guy was about 10 yards away from the nearest defender. All Mahomes had to do was toss it to him, then he gets all the credit for slaying the Bills again. Obviously their defense helped hugely as well, although in the playoffs the Bills had a lot of success against them.

Well that’s made me feel good. I’m going to hack my balls off with a pair of rusty nail clippers

I think the doctor was just clearing his throat

The WR room does look very ordinary no doubt. My hope is that Kincaid goes nuclear and takes a huge leap in year 2. We need him to play like an elite TE. If he does that, and if Coleman plays well enough, we could be okay. But I still see it as being inconsistent throughout the season and having the odd week where the offense just splutters all game and never really gets going. That's my best case scenario at this point. One thing is for sure, Josh is going to have to do a lot of improvisation and give some of these guys a chance to get open. If we have more passes to the RBs as well it will help, provided Cook catches them when he's targeted.

I always wonder with punters, what do they dream about when they imagine being in the NFL? Like QBs will have that recurring dream of leading a game winning drive in the final 2 minutes of a SB. Kickers imagine kicking the winning FG in a SB. WRs imagine making a hail Mary catch in the SB, and so on. I wonder what punters dream about? Pinning the opposing offense at the 1 in the final 2 minutes of a SB? Running a fake punt in the 4th quarter and throwing a TD pass? Holding for the game winning kick? Turning out as successful in retirement as Pat McAfee?? World peace??? What do punters dream about?

Wow that’s just like watching a replay of one of my dates as a young man. only with better meals