RobbRiddick

I'm excited about the defensive additions. There's obviously no replacing Milano but having Douglas hopefully improving the secondary and Joseph giving the other defensive linemen a greater shot at getting to the QB, as well as improving a run D that I was getting real worried about, we could get back on track. Now we just need to the offense to start cooking and my fears of missing the playoffs might evaporate

Awesome, I can hear chris brown's call of this guy's first big play already. THE MOUNTAIN REFUSED TO COME TO MOHAMMED SO HE WENT TO BRANDON BEANE WHO BROUGHT HIM HIS OWN MOUNTAIN, A MAN MOUNTAIN. A MAN MOUNTAIN NAMED LINVAL JOSEPH!!!

I love the 'injury' for Douglas, Just Got Here. When my boss asks me why I'm not doing anything at 9am from now on I'm going to say I'm injured and see if he ever catches on

Just lose, baby!

I read that as Jets Sign Stafford and pooped myself a bit. Then I saw it was Saffold and it crawled back up

Well not to say this guy will be great, but to those laughing at the signing and saying who the hell is that, a LOT of people said that here when they signed Poyer and Hyde

Oh of course, they'll overrule the Broncos TD. Can'\t have the Chiefs down double digits

Me every time someone scores on the Chiefs: Bleed you b**tard

Mahomes looks very dejected sitting there on the sideline on his own

I know it's childish but the idea of the Jets losing to a QB named DeVito just makes me laugh

Trying to wonder who Arthur Smith looks like with that moustache, then I realized

If KC make it to the Super Bowl again they may as well just give them the trophy right after the championship game and turn super Sunday into Taylor Swift Sunday, with a day-long music festival that she headlines - sort of like a really ***** Woodstock for people who can't tie their shoe laces

Can I relocate the Patriots to Nevada and build their new stadium in a nuclear test area?

They didn't look like they were playing in mud this week. Much more fluid and looks like they were in rhythm. Liked the fact that Josh spread the ball around. Seeing Kincaid playing well again was great, and also great to see Shakir having a good game. Josh seemed to enjoy having that early designed run. It's almost like he doesn't feel quite himself unless he gets to unleash his legs early. I've never been a fan of the designed runs but I'm happy for him to scramble and scramble every time he sees a wide running lane develop, so long as he slides/goes out of bounds. Must be so demoralizing for the defense to see him continually picking up big chunks of 'easy' yards on them

I will cheer them on, then bathe in battery acid on Monday morning

Bucs 26 - Bills 13 Mayfield outplays Allen and the narrative for the next week will be "is Allen now the 3rd best QB from the 2018 draft after Lamar and Baker?" (If Darnold plays well for the 49ers some people might even suggest he's now 4th)

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this

Depends where you stick it

If I can change and you can change, EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE!

Chris Brown always said life was like a box of chocolates, YOU TAKE OFF THE LID, DIVE IN AND GRAB YOURSELF A TOUCHDOWN SO SWEET YOU'D THINK IT HAD BEEN SCORED BY WILLY WONKA HIMSELF!!!

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home...?

How do I tell her I'm in love with her brother?