My theory on Josh:
He is number 17
Stevie Nicks sang a song called 'Edge of 17'
Josh Allen is 'on the edge'
Stevie Nicks was in a band called Fleetwood Mac
Josh Allen used to be Fleet of foot but now is slower, as though he has wooden legs (hence FleetWOOD)
Josh Allen is overweight = too many Big Macs (FleetWOOD MAC)
The Albatross is a symbol of bad luck for seafarers
Fleetwood Mac had a hit titled Albatross
Josh Allen is experiencing bad luck
Conclusion: Stevie Nicks looks a lot like the woman who played Princess Leia