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Brandon Beane: Hey coach. I've found this guy who has never played football. McD: Sounds terrible Brandon. Brandon Beane: Yes. But... he was a wrestler. McD: ...

I've written it down in my own notebook so I don't forget.

Dick jauron was the coach who drove.me to drugs. A nice guy but so conservative, the epitome of play not to lose. The master of the 7 and 9 season. Just thinking about him standing on the sideline makes me shiver. Plus he'd stand up there on the podium after an ass whooping to the Patriots and make sure he told the press how great NE was. Hell of a team etc. Etc. Dark days indeed

Me and Zay Jones. We met in a bar downtown, a few drinks, a little food. It was a simple but special night. He had to leave when my wife came home early from her night shift. Last thing I remember is him jumping out the window. I still have his clothes in the garage. Sometimes I think he might come back for them but he never does.

That wasn't bird *****, it was battery acid

Goddamn snowflake generation, can't handle the tough clanking of the metal chains so they run off to their computerized, gender neutral gadgets and gizmos.

Happy birthday Josh. here's my surprise gift (hope you don't have one already)

Here it is, first footage of Josh throwing in camp. he looks great

I want to say something about frozen assets and frozen feet but I think that might be an out of date reference

If Mahomes doesn't get MVP which I think is a good chance now that he has better weapons, then I expect Josh to potentially get his first. The talk all offseason has been and will be centred around how the Bills have taken a step back without davis and Diggs. If Allen has a great year people will really open their eyes. Without having to feel like he must target Diggs so many times a game to appease him he'll spread the ball around more. Plus I think Brady will incorporate a lot of screens and dump offs to the RBs this season, which will kick up Allen's completion percentage, reduce ints and result in more YAC plays

Elway to marino is one of the best sports docs I've ever watched. Seen it about 3 times over the years.

I'm a real man, I piss in the sink

I'm in the camp who thinks if a trade comes it will be during the season if the passing game is struggling or maybe there's an injury to one of the main guys. But if we're at the trade deadline looking in bad shape, will Beane push the panic button or will he cut his losses, take the higher draft pick and right the year off as the transition people have spoken of. It might be that the team is looking good but just needs that one final piece to put them over the top for a playoff push. I think that's the more likely scenario if it does happen at all. Oh, and I would love DK Metcalf

This is great. Love this guy. Makes sense for him to live in the new stadium since it's the house he built.

Romo's wife will be looking forward to week 11. He's going to be hard as steel

I was hoping it would go to Disney so we could hear Darth Vader doing the commentary

Cool highlight video

I've seen a few of the videos from that channel popping up on my recommends. I do love those old games. I don't re-watch much of the games because I don't have time but I love the intros and hearing the guys talking about the games before kickoff.

Coleman seems pretty smart and articulate to me, but even if he wasn't, academic intelligence doesn't really mean much in sports. It's just about having a football brain, or a tennis brain or a soccer brain or whatever. Marino was supposedly terrible at his wonderlic but his football IQ was off the charts. I'm sure Peterman was always top of the class in his Bible study group yet when it comes to making throws on the field he's the equivalent of someone who needs R and L writing on their shoes

Watches the plays on the tablet then draws them up on the whiteboard and quizzes himself. Love this kid. He better be great

I honestly thought the noise at the beginning was the sound of a steam train someone had added to be funny

Is he in a Ford Bronco?

Typical, Belichick retires and suddenly the NFL are finally worried about illegal filming