RobbRiddick

Stop bragging

Gronk, because I don't believe he can read or write

I hope Dak is 2 seconds from signing his new contract and then word comes down about a QB salary cap. "Yeah! Here we gooooo... oh you mother f**kers"

Well if Rodgers does play like his old self, which is a big if, they do have the defensive horses to take down Mahomes. Aaron is the key for them but it's asking a hell of a lot for a guy that age coming off that injury to play like the guy he used to be. Plus he's never really been that great in the playoffs and his co ordinatior and head coach are both BAD.

Can we play the Dolphins 3 times?

Amazing news

I love all this talk of divine intervention. I mean people can believe what they want but it always makes me laugh at the idea of God sparing Donald Trump's life. I guess God had a real problem with JFK and his brother. Maybe he had a thing for Marilyn

That is so weird because just last week I legally changed my wife's name to Josh Allen

Was it a food donation?

This guy loved his dog like a daughter. Great guy and role model

I'm expecting a good season from Samuel. I don't know what his 40 time is but he plays fast. Watching him with the Ski... erm, Commanders, a lot of his big plays came when things broke down and Heinicke had to improvise. Obviously with such average QB play there weren't many opportunities but I think he'll play the Diggs role. And when things break down, Allen is one of the best, so I'm expecting Samuel to make some big off script plays as well.

Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?

Already a thing, I was a member for 7 years. Then I got into an argument with my coach and he told me to go and f##k myself

This is clearly a ploy to get me banned. MUST... NOT... MAKE... ANY... GAY... JOKES... Arrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I bet the most popular position on the team is a tight end damn I cracked

I remember my third daughter being born during super bowl 28. So glad I missed the game for such a special moment. When I got home from the hospital my wife asked how the game went, I pretended to be disappinted and luckily she didn't suspect a thing.

I think considering Campbells's old man joints it's more of a squeaky good signing

I really don't like to take pleasure at other people's misfortune but if Rodgers was to just say screw it and retire I think I would genuinely piss my pants laughing at Jets fans

Was his first the one where he did a Superman and flew into the endzone against the Vikes? Who would have thought back then that he's score so many so quickly

He's so slow it's not a throwing motion it's a throwing slow-motion sorry,wrong thread

Part of it is that arm arrogance thing that people like purdy and Tua dont have because they know their limitations. Allen knows he can make any throw so tries to make any throw. Mahomes had his ints increase when he was trying to carry the team earlier in the season, which he didnt do a great job of. This is why I maintain, despite it being perceived as a crazy opinion, that Allen is the best qb in the league. Mahomes struggled until Reid adjusted his schemes to get the likes of kelce open, then Mahomes numbers improved again. Allen doesn't have the greatest playcaller of all time in his corner and still manages to do the superman stuff with great regularity

I still think we should have drafted Rosen

It's perfectly simple if you look close enough. The unpopped kernels in that bowl of popcorn represent his commitment to the Bills. The eaten popcorn represent his love for his family and his desire for a new contract. The fact that they're sleeping is a metaphor for Beane being asleep at the wheel again, while the face being hidden by the hood is to let everyone know that he is shutting himself off from the Bills and their fanbase. You guys amaze me with your lack of insight

Duke Williams

If I'm going to give anyone the clapp it's the Chiefs