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Apparently they hit a gas line so Terry said "ah, frack it"

No I never saw OJ or Jim Brown so have to rely on highlights for them. Caught the tail end of Payton but I was really young when he was playing so probably didn't appreciate him as much. Part of the reason I have Barry as number 1 is that I just loved watching him play so much. I think we put a lot of stock in watchability with sportsmen, like Ali in boxing or Pele/Maradona/Messi in soccer. It's not just how good they are but how entertaining they are. That's why Sanders always comes to mind. I remember telling a younger person who had never seen him play that it was like watching a guy run on a carpet of air, he was so smooth and graceful despite having legs as wide as oak trees. And I have to admit, seeing all these showboaters these days celebrating every time they get a first down, it makes me appreciate Sanders even more for the countless times he'd score a highlight real TD only to usually flip the ball back to the ref.

People are already calling it the Fail Mary. Sometimes this ***** just writes itself. Brilliant! His expression reminds me of the cop at the end of The Usual Suspects when he realizes he's been duped. Turns out Wilson was Keyzer Soze after all

Saleh looks like a turkey being stared at by the farmer

LOL this is a joke

Just time for Boyle to invent the Hail Mary dump off for 7 yards

Oh yes! that's what we wanted

Just wow. We grumbled about the Bills offense this season but these guys are just terrible I'd rather watch the Jets offense than Aquaman

Boyle is beyond awful.

McDaniel looks like the kind of man who'd spend his wedding night re-organizing the fridge

Hey look, Amazon make money for charity. Great guys!

Wow, this offense is tough to watch.

So the Jets held a players only meeting as well. I wonder what that looked like

3 points? The Jets are screwed

Meh, I was hoping this might be a good game but the Jets just aren't capable of generating a fart let alone any offense

Or a pick 6

Yes! Great defense. Love ya Saucy. Love ya Jets x

Jesus, Tua has the easiest job in the NFL. Drop back, 2 steps, throw ball 1 yard to Hill, Hill picks up first down

This Black Friday stuff every few seconds is making me feel uneasy. If Al Michaels is dressed like an Amazon delivery driver I'm out of here

I'm starting to see the Jets problem today. Boyle looks incapable of throwing the ball more than 3 yards

"Welcome to Black Friday Football". Ahhhhhh, consumerist NFL reaches it's zenith. Brings a tear to the eye* *this tear is sponsored by Pepsi YES! good start you mighty Jets

COME ON JETS! YOU CAN DO IT.

I don't want to jump the gun but I think this may be over

This is good analysis and I hope you're proven right. I'm a Chiefs fan now though so I think they will win with ease and the Bills will be humiliated. Eagles 42 - Bills 16