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Oh, hardly

Oh yeah it’s starting to happen baby! Any word on Lamb yet??

Unlike Deen who was fully expecting it

Ah, Zappe. Name like a comic book panel, plays like comic sans

And so they can’t get called out for BS’ing people of it turns out to be false

"Touchdown pass by Josh Allen! He's a pistachio farmer and it's safe to say he's driving this defense nuts! Keon Coleman with the reception! Neon Keon you remind me of Celine Dion! But instead of your heart going on, it's your receiving skills you got going on!"

I wanted to own part of the new stadium so I invested my children's inheritance money and they sent me this

That's funny, I'd completely forgotten this guy existed until now, but remember a lot of the pre draft hype. Didn't he also debut against the Bills?

Me neither, but I hear the name Patrick is very popular in the NFL at the moment so it can't hurt

Exactly. This is why most of the pundits when asked will put Allen over Jackson. Jackson fans talk about the MVPs, then Allen advocates mention the playoffs. That's when football goes up a significant level, it's also when most people actually watch every game rather than just highlights or glancing at box scores. Every year people sit down to watch the playoffs and see Lamar ***** the bed while Allen takes it up a notch and reduces the errors. To me it's a no brainer that he's above Jackson

So because the Bills didn't sign him does that mean they allowed KC to get him? So if he scores a TD against us in the playoffs does that mean we can blame Beane for allowing it to happen?

Well it isn’t a one man sport in spite of how the media talk about it. My thinking for Burrow is that he has more weapons than Josh and also the narrative that he’s coming back from an injury riddled year. if Allen has a great season he’ll be well in the MVP talk as well because his narrative is that they let his receivers go. But I don’t have the faith that the rest of the team will elevate itself enough. I could see him still having a great year in terms of having to do so much on his own but maybe the stats as a whole won’t show that, so the guys in the media who mainly watch extended highlights won’t recognize it

Burrow is my pick for MVP this year but I think Josh is better. I’d like to see Burrow without so many weapons

No hail Murray to Harrison

Three of these:

Hmmm, I don't think we have the cash for him and Lamb

LB will be in there because they’ll be worried about the injuries to Milano. I’d think DE, DT or WR as well. if the wideouts struggle this season there will be massive pressure on Beane to grab one early. Could actually see him packaging the first on one of the seconds to move up for one of the top ones

As a man who had an all night Bible studying session with his wife, I can testify he is very paranoid, has a very bad temper and still knows how to throw a punch. All I did was tell him his wife had spent all night on her knees and he went nuts

DiNucci whata the facka wasa that passa?

Who needs Josh Allen when you have DeNucci!!!

Love the final pre season game, when it’s finished you know it’s the end of pre season

Hey, he still needs to shave his a$$

Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor

I want to make predictions about Bears making the playoffs, Cowboys failing to make the playoffs, Eagles being back on form and making the championship game Lions disappointing and falling off this season with lots of close losses. But actually I just feel like: Chiefs 3peat Mahomes wins league MVP Mahomes wins Super Bowl MVP Only team that can stop them is the Bengals (Burrow has an MVP-like season but everyone votes for Mahomes anyway) they lose to Chiefs in the championship game after a controversial call, all non KC fans call fix, shout "what's the point in watching this anymore? It's basically the WWE"