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I was lucky. managed to get seats in the Takeo Spikes section for only 30 dollars

I've watched the 13 seconds game a couple of times but I always turn it off when the Bills take the lead for the last time. I've now convinced myself that we won. In fact we won the Super Bowl that season. I even photoshopped a picture of Josh Allen holding the trophy and wrote an entire postgame analysis which I pasted over a page from NFL.com. The key to any good lie is the details.

Jesus, I'm dumb. I thought why is Tom Brady impressed with Andy Dalton living in Carolina all offseason?

When they traded for Pickens someone on twitter posted the news with the caption: who can possibly stop the cowboys now? the first reply was: Dak Prescott made me laugh

Barkley arriving at next year's NFL Honors

I'm hoping this was Josh with the playbook when she stepped into the room on their wedding night wearing nothing but a smile

Still plenty of room for Mario Williams then

There was a long line of people waiting to get into the back room to see Brandon Beane. Apparently no GM can refuse a request on his QB's wedding day.

During my wedding rehearsal I kept answering no to all the priest's questions and for some reason I thought I was blowing my lines

Pah. Josh Allen is twice the man Hailee is

I’ll be outside the church crying, like all those Beatles fans the day McCartney got married.

Is it really that difficult these days? 1. change rules to allow more points 2. send games to be played in foreign countries 3. Sell to streaming services 4. Get booed at NFL draft 5. Attend a few NFL games and kiss the a$s of whichever celebrity or politician is there

I remember his Football Today podcast he did for ESPN (I think) with those two other guys. One of them was a former scout for the Browns and I actually liked listening to what he had to say. I think Tucker fell out with the third guy or maybe the producers and left to set up his own. I'm going to have to look up that former scout's name now... Matt Williamson

She felt fine to me

Steve Tasker looked like a choir boy and he was a psychopath on the field

I used to listen to his podcast a lot years ago, haven't listened for a long time. He used to talk about trying to lose weight and also taking meds to keep his hair from falling out.

Even so, that's still pretty cool.

I noticed the bit about cannabis too. I always thought he looked super chilled after throwing his pick six

I do find it fascinating that someone like Tuel who is still a young man is now in this very corporate job, going to an office, wearing a suit, and he can sit there and say he started an NFL game. A great ice breaker for team building days.

I was so hyped for that game. I was imagining an upset led by Tuel, the Rocky music playing in my head. Like usual back then it wasn't to be

Who can forget the day it was Tuel Time in Buffalo! Undrafted in 2013, Jeff was quickly signed by the Bills, predominantly on the recommendation of Chris Brown who was intrigued by the large number of possible Tuel-related puns he would be able to use during his Bills reports. Never a lazy tuel, Jeff worked hard at camp and almost made history right out of the gate. With EJ Manuel injured, it was very likely Tuel would start the season opener, which would have made him the first undrafted rookie quarterback to start a season opener without any prior professional football experience since at least the 1950s. As it turned out, EJ played and Jeff was consigned back to the tuel shed. After throwing a pick six against the Browns, Tuel made his first start Vs the undefeated Chiefs in a November game. Surely this undrafted kid couldn't lead his team to an upset victory over KC? Well it sure looked like he would when he had Buffalo on the 1-yard-line, about to take a 14 point lead. "Come on Jeff!" came the chant across Bills nation. "Reach inside that tuel box and become the man of destiny! You can do it Jeff!" Jeff threw another pick six. The Bills lost. Fast forward 12 years and we find Jeff selling algae for a company named MyLand. "Elevating the game on and off the field: Tuel to boost adoption of live, native microalgae in agriculture." Tuel shares that his love of agriculture began at an early age, following in the footsteps of his father. “My dad has been involved in irrigation for as long as I can remember,” Tuel says. “He inspired me to pursue a career in agriculture, and MyLand’s positive impact for soil and growers is a great fit for how I want to continue to serve the industry.” Imagine if Josh needed some soil improvement for his pistachio farm and ended up bulk buying algae from Tuel. They could share stories about frustrating losses against the Chiefs at least. Nice to see you again Jeff, here are your highlights!

EJ was one of our QBs I never had any hope for. Like, Losman had me sort of hopeful for a while because of that big arm and his connections with Evans. Edwards had the whole "reminds me of Joe Montana" stuff from Bill Walsh and for a few games looked good. EJ from the moment he was drafted just had me thinking nope, this guy will never amount to anything. I remember that drive against the Panthers when they scored in the last seconds and he was on his knees thanking God and the whole crowd was going wild. Even then I just couldn't get excited about the guy.

I have no problem with trash talk from another teams players but Hill accusing people of having CTE when he spends his time impregnating, then abandoning women and beating the crap out of children is a bit much

I caught one after my first scene. The worrying thing is it was an amateur home movie I did with my wife