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I think they accidentally gave John Brown one of those A. Brown jerseys they had made up. Someone is backstage trying to scrape the A off

All he has to do is make one key return that leads to a win and he'll have justified his signing

I'm okay with them drafting a beast on D with 9, but I am getting greedy for offense and am starting to hope they get a stop gap on the line if available and take Hockenson or one of the receivers in round 1

Jesus, is that really him? Don't think I've ever seen him before. Did Al screw his own sister or cousin?

That was quite possibly my favorite play of the entire season

I was thinking earlier today, it's been such a boring day. I want more signings!

You are simply suffering from PTBFSD (Post Traumatic Bills Fandom Stress Disorder). Symptoms typically include: A refusal to believe anything good will ever happen A breakout of hives whenever the Patriots win a playoff game A deep and unsettling inferiority complex Depression in January (has also been known in many sufferers to start as early as September)

I like Palmer. Chris Brown on the other hand I would like to do a PerfectPlex on

If any change their mind they automatically become cancerous divas and I am therefore happy to have lost them. If they sign the dotted line I love them, even the divas become 'fun characters with attitude'

Let's get him a candy gram to make him feel at home

Apparently someone sent him a picture of Josh Allen's crotch and said "twice a year, bub" just before he backed out

I have a feeling they might take Metcalf if he's there at 9, even with the additions. Not saying I would, but just a hunch

Lol I know, was just kidding

"Hotel Guests Only" What a crap name for a boat

I'm happy with either scenario. A beast for the defense or gain an additional second rounder and grab a guy like Hockenson. Actually I would love that second option. I trust McDermott to get the most out of the defense without adding any 'big' names this year, and I'm getting greedy for more offense right now as I want Allen to have as many weapons around him as possible. I'd love it if we bombed some teams off the field this year

Today's moves I guess confirm they will do as expected and pick defense in round 1. I'm good with that. Hopefully they grab another receiver and TE in the next two, with a RB thrown in during one of the later rounds.

Well they've made plenty of those on defense so hopefully these ones on offense do pan out. Smart moves that are under the radar

Josh Allen's hard-on is now bigger than his arm

Instead of Hard Knocks are we planning on producing the NFLs equivalent of The Golden Girls?

This is such a weird time of year, even when teams are signing shite you still feel left out that we're not involved! Come on Beane, sign Vontae Davis to a five year extension or something

Every time we lose a player to another team I'm going to talk myself into believing it's a good thing and that I'm happy about it. AB was a cancer, Paradis doesn't offend me as much so he'll either be head lice or tennis elbow

Haha, imagine the ***** storm if he was the biggest name we sign

How about 50 bonus points for the team with the hottest cheerleaders? Oh crap, I guess the Bills still lose

Sorry but it drives me mad when people talk about eliminating punts. I know, I'm probably an old bastard but for Christ's sake! The punt is an integral part of the game. Not because it's exciting in terms of getting a return for a TD, but because it's a huge part of the field position, the STRATEGY. I love it when a team is on the edge of FG range in a REALLY tight game and the coach has to make a decision on 4th down, do I attempt a long FG and potentially give the other team excellent field position or do I punt it and try to pin them deep in their own territory? It's ***** beautiful, and that's one of the many reasons why I like the tight defensive games. Strategy, cat and mouse, a game of chess.

When FA starts, if the Bills make 1 or 2 quick moves for 'big names', whether that's the O-line, receiver or wherever, this whole thing will be quickly forgotten. If the guys we've been linked to go elsewhere like the Jets or Indy then it's going to be a nightmare, and you know many people will point to the AB situation as having a big influence on how other FAs feel.