RobbRiddick

Just how overweight is Keyshawn's face?

Hey bud, do you need an inflatable donut to sit on after seeing your beloved mammals getting their blow holes reamed last night?

Apparently they had his pink-slip sent via FedEx. The cruel bastards

This is funny. I was actually thinking this myself during the game

How in the hell did the Bills win that game? Just bizarre. Thank you Jesus

this is hilarious, the 2 whipping boys of the season are the only reason the Bills are in this. now we just need Tremaine Edmunds to get a pick 6. oh he's not here anymore

This is why I was convinced we'd lose this and get bumped out the playoffs. Dolphins playing with more passion and like they have more to prove. I'm just glad the Titans did us a favor otherwise I'd be punching the TV right now

Well they say it's hard to beat a team 3 times in one year so maybe good we lose tonight so we can take them next week!

Oh great now Douglas is down. We always seem to get injuries against Miami, wonder if it's trying to keep up with all that speed. I hate this *****

Holy Christ, Sherfield just earned his contract in one play

Oh *****. Josh really helped them get pumped up. Now I'm worried about him coming back on the field because he's having one of his meltdown games. They're just going to keep blitzing him and hitting him until we adjust

That was an ultra dumb pass by Josh

That Lions and Bills mashup is badass.

Yeah. I can't believe how different I now feel. In the 4th quarter of the Jags game when they looked like they were coming back I was on the verge of giving it all up and moving to Alaska to live off grid. Now I feel so relaxed I won't even kick the dog if they show Taylor Swift celebrating during the KC game

What a great feeling. My Bills pessimism was at full power today and I was convinced we'd lose to Miami needing a win to get in. Weirdly now that they're already in I expect them to play looser and expect them to win. If they lose and play Miami again I like their chances in the rematch simply because they'd be so pissed off and super motivated. If they win they get the Steelers and if we can't beat them at home then we have no shot at the SB anyway, so... just wow. Glad I can drink and relax now

Just give it to Henry, we want that Jags defensive line gasping for air in the 2nd half

bull####, that ball wasn't secure

If the Titans win I promise to learn how to spell Vrabil

Didn't Josh get snubbed the year of the 13 seconds game when he was perfect in the playoffs? I could be wrong but pretty sure it was. Hope it has a similar effect on his play this year

That's not really true. We've actually had a lot of results go our way. A couple of weeks ago we got most of the results we needed, bar the Dolphins/Cowboys game. The Bills can't hide behind the bad luck excuse if they get dumped out the playoffs, it's their own fault for dropping games to ***** teams.

Dolphins have been told all week they can't win this because they're too injured, too finesse and generally overrated. They'll come out frothing at the mouth and playing with hatred in their hearts. Bills need to break their spirit early. People talk about MVP candidates. To me a true MVP candidate is a player of another team who actually scares you because they can do nothing all game and then stab you in the throat. Josh is a player like that, and so is Tyreek. That guy terrifies me as a fan, even if he is supposedly hobbled. They could be doing nothing for most of the first half and then he can suddenly take a short screen to the house.

I also have a bad feeling about this. It's fate I tell you. Everything is being set up to ***** us royally. Ravens barely tried with their backups, Jags will win, then the eyes of the nation will be watching Bills at a Miami team that's better at home and has heard all week how they can't win because they're injured and bad against good teams. I hate it when the Bills seem to be almost universally favored in a game. This is part me trying to pull a reverse jinx but unlike other times I genuinely think we lose this game and become a laughing stock for being dumped out the playoffs in the final game of the final week. I'm also hating that people keep saying we never get blown out, of course it makes me think we'll get blown out. Fins 34 - Bills 20

come on Ravens, get a pick 6 here

I woke up this morning and the first thing I saw was my wife stub her toe on the end of the bed. She was in agony but when she caught me laughing she looked just like Mahomes after the Bills game. Good times