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Actually I don't think we're giving them enough credit. Consider this day and age where, like Brady said, it's just a glorified version of college ball. These teams are scoring at will. It's the most normal thing to see two offenses marching up and down the field at will. And yet in the middle of all that the Bills have managed to make an offense that, through 9 games, is one of the worst in HISTORY. Think back to the days when passing was seen as a gimmick. I'm not sure of the stats but I read today that this is the worst opening 9 games in Bills history. I mean that's going back to the 60s. That's just incredible. They really couldn't be worse if they'd tried to engineer it that way. I think we should take out hats off to them for an amazing accomplishment.

Play Allen, Teller, as many young offensive players as possible. Activate the guys on the PS. The only interest I have now is seeing how these guys develop.

I hope they had the good taste to wipe their ass on the gameplan

Just the gig a guy with a heart condition needs

Once he gets cleared he'll hit himself over the head with a brick to get back in it

The only way they can do it in one off season is to somehow attract top tier FA talent here and then make some REALLY great draft picks, like they've done with the defensive side of the ball. Plus they need to trade down in the first to secure more picks, if anyone is willing to partner with them of course. Let's see: FA WR 1st round WR 2 FA linemen 2nd round lineman (if they find a trade partner) 2nd round WR 3rd round TE 4th round RB I have no idea which players are FAs this season or how deep the draft is at different positions, but if they draft well and spend some money they could vastly improve this thing. The key for me is linemen. Getting a running game going and giving Allen more time to throw deep/gain confidence would be a huge upgrade. It would also help the defense massively as they'd be getting more than 10 seconds rest between drives. Of course the problem with that many rookies is giving them time to develop. I'd be looking for a really strong second half of next year. If that happens and they draft well the following season they could make a push for at least the divisional round the next season. Usually I'd complain that the defense would regress in that time, but I like the way they've built the D and trust them to continue adding talent in lower rounds of the draft and with cheaper FAs that other people miss.

Wait a second... there's a plan??? Was it formulated by Laurel and Hardy?

Say hello to our new WR. He's way better at going up for the ball than KB

To be fair to Murphy, I have heard him criticize Peterman a lot this year, including numerous times saying he shouldn't play again.

When I'm angry I watch an 80s movie like Commando or Robocop. The mindless violence helps me remember the good times. Then sometimes I listen to Van Miller calling the Bills-Raiders championship game. And if that doesn't work I call in sick and spend the day jerking off to the scene in Coming to America where Jamie Lee Curtis gets her cannons out.

I think to take a positive would be clutching at straws, like "well at least no one contracted AIDS"

Zay Jones: "Hey, Kelvin, stop licking your lips while you look at my balls"

Hahaha, Nate only ran so he wouldn't have a shot at another INT. Smart guy

Hail Mary, good shot at another INT

McDermott has the same expression you see on turkeys the week before Thanksgiving

So that's 10 quarters without a TD? Really, truly, in this day and age of teams scoring at will, that's almost as amazing a feat as the 90s team getting to 4 straight SBs. You can't do anything else but laugh

Has anyone got the latest Peterman career stats? I've lost count

For anyone who doesn't want to listen to McD's press conference, here is the abridged version: "I need to check the tape on that" "Credit to Chicago, they're a great team" "To your point, yes the turnovers hurt" "It's a process, we need to learn and come back strong" "I no longer believe in God, there's no way a higher power would keep f****ing me in the ass like this"

This is like watching Airplane. Looks like I quite the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

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I know Peterman is a devout Christian but he must be cursing pretty badly right now. These guys are so incompetent I wouldn't trust them to make a cup a coffee

Jesus, Pryor actually THREW IT TO HIM

Once again, good pass, first down run, second down run, 3rd and long. YAWN

I don't care if it's 'safe', you cannot keep running on first down. It's so old fashioned and predictable. They get a decent pass play, into Bears territory, then come straight back on 1st down with a loss for McCoy. It's just pathetic, shows no balls and tells your offense you have zero faith in them.

SUCCESS!!! 2 sets of downs and not one int