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In a way I quite like this, purely from a tactical POV. As a coach deciding when to sit out certain players based on your opponent's strengths and weaknesses. Though I understand why a ticket holder would be pissed if they got one of the weeks when Allen wasn't playing.

Ironically, my penis is as big and shiny as the Lombardi trophy. Thankfully it isn't covered in Tom Brady's hand prints

How do you think Tom Brady won all his

I'd rather listen to the vacuum cleaner than Beiber

Yeah I had 11 wins in a thread the other month, and I'm usually pretty pessimistic. I actually think if Allen takes a leap in year 2 and we get a little luck, we could do what the Jags did a couple of years ago and get to the AFC championship. Seriously.

Terrible story. Even worse when the victim is not at fault in any way. It'll never make up for the loss of an arm or his career but I hope he gets a ***** load of insurance money so he never has to worry about money ever again.

I want a Hall of Insane where we can put all the loons. OJ, Hernandez, Lawrence Philips etc.

"I don't know, Tony... sudden weight loss" "AIDS???" "Nobody's got AIDS! And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!"

William Perry did the opposite when he retired

This has been the case for decades. Remember Marinovich's crazy father, or the Williams sisters dad, to name a couple. It's just people who feel like failures trying to live again through their kids.

Not to the player they're not. Helps a lot come contract time - $$$$$$$$$$!

I miss the days of real newspapers. It was a lot more fun reading a paper while taking a dump than a small phone screen. And you didn't get distracted by porn either!

Imagine guys running out the locker room and hitting the opposing teams QB over the back with a folded chair when the zebras have their backs turned

Won't mcD get confused having nearly 200 players calling him coach?

His former owner gave someone less fortunate a massive load of his own and got nothing but criticism

Not looked at the replies here to check, but does anyone else think the guy at 2:11 looks like a fat, slightly f*cked up Josh Allen?

I'd be more concerned about what else she might be faking...

Kraft should let his ho make an honest man of him

I'm hearing reports that individual 'teams' each have to build an effigy of Tom Brady out of general scrap materials. Once McDermott chooses his favorite one they will set fire to it while singing a traditional pagan song. Sounds fun

I always liked the Bengals. Mainly the helmet design

Something just shot out the end of my winky

There are no words for this so I will instead make one up : shumumbamba

He wants to enjoy some quality kissing with Tom Junior while the wife is away

Young was fantastic but I'd still go with Montana. I used to be adamant that he was better than Brady, when you took into account changes in rules etc. but now I'm not so sure, because there's no denying Brady's excellence, even if I do hate him. Two things that I do put in Montana's favor over Brady: 1. Brady has never torched a team in the SB, as in completely dominated them start to finish. Montana did. He dismantled the Broncos defense (which was number 1 in the NFL that year I believe) from start to finish. 2. And this one is just my own subjective opinion, if I had a gun to my head and had to pick one QB from history to take my team down the field for a winning TD in the final 2 minutes, I'd choose Montana. Brady would be second, but Joe Cool would still be my absolute number one.

I'm convinced he's just holding on hoping that Belichick retires first, just so there's no chance of him winning a SB with a different QB. He doesn't want the "he only won so much because of the coach". Belichick probably feels the same way. It's a game of chicken