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Remember him getting drafted. Doesn't seem all that long ago

The way he starts the video with "I'll admit it, I like Josh Allen" was a bit like an AA introduction, or someone admitting they like listening to John Denver

Based on Jackson's play so far I think I'd rather have Colin Farrell on the roster, but the circus wouldn't fit with the culture they're building, and he wouldn't want to be a third string or even backup so I guess it doesn't matter

I always considered myself a straight man, but then Joshua Allen came along and filled me with such excitement that I started to doubt myself. Then I realised I just really like him as a player and it doesn't make me any less of a man. But I tell you what, if he carries on getting extremely hard earned runs like last season and combines them with some long TDs, I think I may just come round to the idea of creating my own Josh Allen fan club

Kraft bribed Goodell with a 2 year pass to his favorite spa

Spain with another holding call.

Oliver with a bat

The Panthers seem to know what we were doing. I think the SOBs somehow filmed our practice...

Nice floater to Sweeney

Allen has some nice chemistry already with Beasley

Allen Vs Allen

No Cam then

Hahahahahaha, I'm so pumped and it's only preseason. By the time week 1 comes round I'm gonna be like Apollo before his fight with Drago. I could eat nails!

First reply!

See? Everyone thought he was getting traded for Clowney, turns out he just had the sh*ts

Guess Foster will get the start

Yup. The Bills have made me snort many times too!

Whoo! Why do I get so excited about a preseason game? I guess I'm an addict or something

Every time the Jets medic rings his bell an angel gets its wings

Still no trade announcement? It's almost as if the last 9 pages were a waste of time!

Who's Mr Lahey? All my material is 100% original!

The OP has it the wrong way round. It should be Bills to Clowney: no thanks

Oliver: "the biggest room in the house is the room for improvement" Newton: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

My buddy is a cop there so I have some inside info. Felony 1: Robbing a mall last Christmas with an accomplice who was dressed as Santa Felony 2: Destruction of a Zaltar machine when it failed to grant him his wish

He was, but the sequel, Naked Knife, caused nothing but problems for him