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Jets fans are still crying about not giving up a bucket of draft picks for him.

Im very excited to see this defensive front, especially Landon Jackson. also looking forward to mad max getting an interception and then showing his speed on the return. and interested to see how Moore looks with Josh throwing him the ball

Who would have thought the big ginger smug multi millionaire was untrustworthy. He always seems so sincere when he hugs the players on draft day

Damn. If my right arm stopped working I'd never get any sex

This is the part I've been wondering about the most. For years we've heard people say that they've been amassing an army who have been waiting to get the "execute order 66" message. Now we will find out if that's true or not. I hope to god it isn't

Or when you’re in it

“Every great night’s sleep starts with Hailee’s legs wrapped around my head”

Chiefs fans will be wailing into the abyss at this. "Disrespect", "how many rings do the other 3 have", "more motivation for Pat" etc.

Oh you can. I've met several women in Vegas who do it all the time

I just watched that for 40 minutes thinking "wow, they're spending a long time examining his knee" then I realized twitter plays videos on a loop

Who was in charge of counting the votes, Beavis and Butthead?

A lot of suspect brown envelopes being passed under that table

I was lucky. managed to get seats in the Takeo Spikes section for only 30 dollars

I've watched the 13 seconds game a couple of times but I always turn it off when the Bills take the lead for the last time. I've now convinced myself that we won. In fact we won the Super Bowl that season. I even photoshopped a picture of Josh Allen holding the trophy and wrote an entire postgame analysis which I pasted over a page from NFL.com. The key to any good lie is the details.

Jesus, I'm dumb. I thought why is Tom Brady impressed with Andy Dalton living in Carolina all offseason?

When they traded for Pickens someone on twitter posted the news with the caption: who can possibly stop the cowboys now? the first reply was: Dak Prescott made me laugh

Barkley arriving at next year's NFL Honors

I'm hoping this was Josh with the playbook when she stepped into the room on their wedding night wearing nothing but a smile

Still plenty of room for Mario Williams then

There was a long line of people waiting to get into the back room to see Brandon Beane. Apparently no GM can refuse a request on his QB's wedding day.

During my wedding rehearsal I kept answering no to all the priest's questions and for some reason I thought I was blowing my lines

Pah. Josh Allen is twice the man Hailee is