RobbRiddick

I hate the Phins and am loving this but I do have some sympathy for Tua. I'm always quick to throw ***** at players I don't like (like Murray) but I've seen a lot of interviews with Tua and he seems like a good guy. Plus those Phins fans are destroying him right now

I've been keeping an eye on the Fin Heaven game thread. This comment literally made me spit my beer out laughing: "Diggs....this MFER is flossing his teeth on the sideline...unbelievable"

He's playing at that level where he just thinks he's better than everyone, same as Mahomes does

Jesus. I'm actually stunned. This is without a doubt one of the best defenses in the league, has been all season, and the Bills are just destroying them.

My dress was definitely black

LOL the Phins fans must be smashing their beer bottles over their own heads at the moment

This has been great. It was a tough start, but the Phins are a VERY good defense. And they couldn't stop the Bills for more than a quarter despite having everything on the line in this game. And I'm guessing the Bills are playing somewhat vanilla (???) in case they end up playing them again

Josh Allen treats the Dolphins like Bill Clinton used to treat black dresses

Looked like a pick to me too

I remember at the height of the drought thinking "I just wish we could make the playoffs a couple of times!" Now we've reached the point where it feels routine and we're looking for a deep run. It is incredible when you think about it. A good slate of games today, especially in the AFC, with a lot of playoff implications. I'm looking forward to see what happens. It would be great if we blew the Dolphins away and killed their hopes

He tried to pass the virus on to Knox but fortunately he dropped it

18 teams and not a single signature

Jeez, Tua must feel like he's got lucky with a hottie only to realize he forgot to take his condoms

I'd like to revise it by adding a loud sarcasm alarm

I thought the same thing but didn't say anything here because I couldn't remember how to spell synovium.

Just name me one game in our history when a Bills team has crumbled under pressure

Yeah. I know a Broncos fan and he thinks Allen had Elway Pick written all over him (which seems fair as they're very similar) but was scared away because of the pre-draft comparisons to Paxton Lynch.

Duke - - -> this Jennings guy

This is no guarantee of anything. His wife gave him 9 month's notice she was pregnant and he still missed it

After he points at Josh's beard and laughs

Here's Sam Darnold's chart for anyone who cares:

Shhhhhh, I haven't broken it to the wife yet

Brandt is great and I love all the 80s pop culture references he drops.

I was being sarcastic. I remember that game well sadly

"Hi, this is Tom Brady. I'm afraid I'm not available to take your call right now as I'm putting my son to bed. Please leave a message after the beep."