RobbRiddick

My buddy is a Pats fan and he claims he took a dump last week that came out in the shape of a G. He's convinced this means something but I think he's talking sh**

Love this trade. We gave up a lot but he's elite and my immediate hot take is that he leads the NFL in receptions and yards while leading us to at least the AFC Championship. Flame away guys

It's usually his son who says that

This thread is pure romance

Roses are red Violets are brown Mahomes loves the Super Bowl But hates scoring touchdowns

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got one yay long And it's all for you

Surely it happened against the Saints and their former kneecap-biting coach???

It's been kicking my ass for a while as to who Patrick Mahomes reminds me of when he speaks. I know people say Kermit but that's not it. Finally the other day it hit me:

No sooner has the scalpel touched his knee than a ref ran into the operating room and threw a flag on the surgeon

I'd have to see the full conference. IMO it's no big deal if he said something like "I played badly, missed a lot of throws..." and then went on to say this. If he only mentioned his team mates then that's bad but I'd guess he never did that and included himself

His best throw of the Super Bowl.

I wouldn't be disappointed. I also wouldn't be disappointed with edge rusher or O lineman. Mocks are fun at this stage but we need to see what they do in FA really, that'll help us see where they might go round 1

It's a common thing for parents to try and leach off their children's achievements. Whether it's the lunatics who take their daughters to beauty pageants or the ones who stand in the crowd of the child genius things believing it's all down to them. It must be hard for Mahomes because he loves his mum and probably doesn't want to have to tell her to shut the ***** up but she really needs to go and find some other things to feel proud of instead of believing she's somehow responsible for his success (that QB producer jacket is just insane). She has 60k followers on Twitter, which actually says more about the people who somehow want to hear what she has to say than it does about her.

Absolutely. Brady is that guy (and has been for years now) where players will shut up and listen to him. Even that a-hole Brown, who their coach didn't even want, Brady vouched for him and guaranteed he wouldn't be trouble. And he was right. Not many QBs carry that kind of aura where their body of work says so much that even the biggest jerks will tow the line if he says so. Manning had it to a certain degree as well. Brady didn't just improve them at the QB position, he changed the entire mentality of that team. Whatever he says during meetings and pregame, you know guys are going to shut up and listen, because he can just point to (at that point) the six SB rings. I also think him being there would give the entire team that extra self belief, "Tom's told us we're going to win this game and he's been there and done it more than anyone, so it has to be true". Plus he's like having an extra coach out there. At his age he's seen every type of defense and been in every possible situation countless times so he must help an absolute ***** load with the game plan. How many other QBs in the league can bring all that to the table? None. I can't stand the guy but the facts are undeniable

How long before the toe has its own State Farm commercial?

Somebody start the pregame thread NOW so I can start making fun of Brady

I don't follow college ball so have no idea who we should go after. But I did research a few edge rushers and really took a liking to Joseph Ossai from Texas. Be interested to hear what the college experts think about him and whether he would fit our scheme or even be there when we pick (I've seen mocks where he is and some where he's long gone)

Terrible news. RIP Marty Ball. I don't believe in heaven but hope it does exist as I can imagine him meeting up with Derek Thomas to talk about their KC days. I mention Thomas because I remember a great clip of Marty talking to him on the sideline when Thomas has gotten emotional during a game and the way the coach talked him down and got him focused was great. I couldn't find the clip I've referenced so here is Marty delivering some of his motivational speeches instead:

At least invite him in for a visit so Tre can do a flying kick in his head as he's being shown around the weight room.

I hate this time of year when I have to go and ask my wife what her name is. Never goes down well

Josh asked Sam to toss him a beer. Josh now has a black eye

How many times has a team not scored a TD in the SB? Did the Giants score one against the Ravens? Oh, I guess the Rams didn't against the Pats

Mahomes taking killer sacks, Romo "he has guts!"

wow that fan had a better performance than Mahomes