RobbRiddick

Yeah, it's like when I ask my kids to call me sir and they just laugh in my face

Could have been worse, he could have called him Chris Evert

Good luck to him. Must be great for him, he gets to spend more time with family without all the deadlines but still gets to talk about the sport he loves on radio... and get paid for it! He's living the dream

I saw this earlier. Terrible news, hope he gets well and back out on the field soon

Yeah, it was in reference to some of the comments I've read. I don't know the details about Sherman so can't comment on his particular case. I do know he was driving under the influence, which is something that really pisses me off. Just look at Reid's kid.

While I have nothing but sympathy for anyone who is genuinely afflicted with a mental health disorder, it's also become a nice little sound bite for anyone in the public eye to stick in a press release two seconds after they get caught acting like a dick. Get caught having an affair? "I've been battling sex addiction for some time." Yeah, you, me and every other man on earth. Arrested for beating your kids? "I'm battling some personal demons and this time they got the better of me" They all sound like deviant priests who blame the temptation of satan for forcing their hand. At some point in life you have to just come out and admit you behaved like an ####### without the colorful crispy coating

Poor goats, they had no idea they were the first course on the evening's BBQ

Let's sign him! Get it done Bea... What? Oh, WE released him? Never mind then

By the time preseason rolls around I'm frothing at the mouth in anticipation. Then 5 minutes into our first game I'm thinking "why was I looking forward to this *****?"

Sounds like she has a better aim than her husband

I'm so tough and manly that whenever I feel tears welling up in my eyes I punch my wife in the face and let her cry for me

He throws the ball the way John Holmes drilled women

Here's what I'd like to do to Boston's Rushmore (that's Brady at the end)

Can I get a do you believe it?

Welcome Vontae, please don't quit halfway through post

I love watching the intros to games from this era. Such a different time. Dick Enberg was a great announcer and I loved Merlin Olsen too. I also had hair at this point in time. Great days

I feel betrayed. I'm cancelling my Chris Simms jersey

When this was posted yesterday I was excited. When I looked this morning and nothing had happened I was annoyed. Now I want the whole world to burn.

Just remember this one piece of advice a man in Hong Kong once told me: Brick not hit back.

If you struggle to find a bar that shows games just build your own bar in the back yard and invite expats over!

Depends how many virgins his PA can kidnap and bleed to death

This thread is too sissy for me. Time to butch it up again

I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart!

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