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Sounds like Peterson had to beat all these interested teams off with a stick

The day Trevor met his female doppelgänger. Not sure why she turned up in a suit

Always make your baby sleep in a soundproofed room

I believe he is destined to end up here:

I agree. There are few hyped players from history I would want less than this assh*le.

Well in the first half of the game thread vs Miami there were lots of posters saying they hoped Daboll would get hired this offseason as they want him gone, so they should be happy with this news

It'll be great to have Brown back if he can make it. He has an attitude that seems to lift the rest of the line

I guess we all had the fish for dinner...

Here lies the body of a QB named Trevor Looked like a girl but was actually a fella For fifteen years he kept his virginity Not a bad record for Urban's vicinity

Vegas makes sense. They've never shied away from signing a jerk

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I really want to know if this has happened before. Was there an obscure DE in the 80s called Dave Krieg or a DT named Phil Simms?

It gets confusing. I was watching a Meyer press conference today and he was raving about "Josh". I thought wow this guy is really complementary about our QB, then realized he was talking about the other Josh Allen

Fake Josh Allen has 4.5 sacks this season, including 2 last week. Will he sack Real Josh Allen this week? And, if so, will it be the first time a QB has been sacked by a player of the same name? I googled this question and couldn't find anything. Every 80s TV action series had an episode featuring a fake version of our hero (fake hulk, fake KITT - KARR, fake A Team, fake Airwolf... I don't believe there was a fake Streethawk but that series was cancelled pretty quickly so I guess they never got around to it*) *Sorry for the tangent

You sound like Apollo Creed, dancing into the stadium dressed up as George Washington, throwing money at the crowd and showboating while Trevor Lawrence stands there asking Meyer "is he talking to me?" Meyer doesn't answer because he's too busy grinding Adrian, but you get my drift

KC getting the luck

I don't know who you are, but Herman looks suspiciously like coach McDermott...

It's not over yet! Mario has been spotted at the airport

God is not happy with this news

"The newest and most modern stadium in the NFL" I love this. Amazing when you look at it being built and think of all the plays, drama, celebration and tears that would be played out inside the finished stadium https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFAyTbllkxQ It won't allow it to be embedded. It's Rich Stadium being built in 1972 if you hadn't guessed

I love real football weather as well. Trouble is football isn't built for real weather anymore.

All the teasing in this thread and not even a dry hump. Now I'm pissed

Wow, that's a big document. I was expecting: 1. Yes, they could do with one The end

Here's how I imagine someone named Dr. Laurent Duvernay-Tardif to look: