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Ed has something big between his legs

I'm sure if they decide they don't want Baker's anymore, Skip Bayless will happily take it off their hands so he can use it as a support for his naked stretches every morning

It was my wallet. You really can't trust anybody

I haven't been this disappointed in the content of something since the young lady I fell in love with in Thailand showed me what was in her panties

The 13 seconds game is a bit different in that it was the game that finally woke the last remaining doubters to Josh's greatness. It was a strange experience during the days after that game. Usually I would have stayed away from sports shows because I wouldn't want to hear them fluffing Mahomes but even in defeat most of the talk was about how amazing Allen was and is. I've watched the highlights many times but I always switch off after the final Bills TD.

Surely it was these guys

Damn. Guess that means Duke Williams isn't coming back

Brady is way too much of an egomaniac to go back to the AFC now. He wants a nice free ride into the playoffs and probably the championship game. He doesn't want to battle the likes of Herbert, Mahomes, Allen, Burrow and the Sexual Deviant

I don't like giving up 1sts either but I agree, getting a lockdown corner to go opposite Tre suddenly fills the only real hole on this defense. Then grab a WR in the second and a OG in the 3rd, then a speedy RB. Wow, that would be hard for me to fault

At this point in my life I'd rather watch Josh highlights than porn

I'd be happy to swap mine for a model train

Erm, have the jokes from opposing teams started about us not needing a trophy cabinet built into the blueprints?

Yeah, when the new stadium in Indy was constructed they called it The House That Peyton Built. Maybe true here with Josh, certainly a huge influence. Wow. This is so strange. How many years have we been hearing the "Bills need a new stadium" talk? And now here we are. I'd started to believe it would happen and assumed it was just something we talk about every year, like Tom Brady retiring

happy. birthday. Terry

I don't like the designed runs, especially in the regular season. His scrambles when things break down are another matter. So dangerous and really screw up the defences game planning. I agree though, save the designed stuff for the championship game and SB

He really was great. You never hear him talked about like some of the other old school announcers but he was one of my favorites. He also did the comeback game and did a great job

Love reading your mocks. I'd be shocked if they don't get a CB but would really love to see them take another weapon for the offense.

All he needs is one and I'll start building the statue

Yeah, it's actually very smart of them I think. As you say, surround Tua with offensive weapons that will show beyond a doubt whether he's the guy or not, and if he isn't they can draft another QB with the haul of draft picks they still have in 2023.

I swear to god, I was just trying to cook marshmallows over the campfire. There were no sticks within reach so I improvised

Karaoke with OJ

mock drafts are like marriage. (my wife has hair like Mel Kiper)

Dild*s are very flammable though. Don't ask me how I know this

In my experience it's better to have the BBQ OUTSIDE the stadium

It's a brutal conference. You can see why Brady decided to return. The AFC is going to beat the crap out of itself all season and then into the playoffs. Brady will probably end up playing a divisional round game against the Lions or something. I'd actually drop the Bengals a bit this season and have them missing the playoffs but that's just a hunch. I agree the Ravens will be back, flying under the radar nicely. they're so well coached. I still place the Chiefs highly until they prove otherwise. People wrote them off early this season and they came storming back, just like the Pats used to when people proclaimed them dead. As Mahomes would say, "I'll see it when I believe it"