RobbRiddick

Well there was that one Jets game

I feel like this thread needs more hysterics

Why does this still look like McDermott is about to pull his pants down to take a dump? No wonder everyone was expecting bad news. Actually, from the way he smiled when he said he knew what the next question would be "my gut" tells me it's nowhere near as bad as he feared

Earlier today, Josh Allen's elbow was asked for comment and all he did was sigh and say "I won't be happy until I'm on the same level as Mahomes' big toe"

This is still very vague. We need something definitive. Right now I don't know whether to piss my pants or praise God

I spent several hours achieving that effect

Coach Tuesday:

If he gets a couple extra followers on twitter it will all be worth it

Inflation's a B word

The Raiders really know how to get the most out of their high draft picks

We can rebuild him

I have to say I'm getting really annoyed with this Tommy John guy. Is he a media personality like Skip Bayless or Stephen A Smith?

They're all taking it as proof that he's done for

Has this update by Brandt been posted? Twitter is exploding now

Not unlike our gameday threads

This is a great post but I still cannot stop crying

I'm sure he'll come back from this

All teams go through tough times when things aren't working. The Pats had it with Brady when they'd start the season with a couple of losses and people would say that's it for them. The Chiefs were blanked in one game last year and everyone said Mahomes was figured out. NFL defensive coordinators are good at what they do and will eventually scheme to stop certain things. the key is how well your coaches can go away and make changes that negate what other teams are doing. We'll see what McD and Dorsey can do. And yes, as others have said, Josh needs to play smarter and not turn the ball over as much

You're getting some eye rolls but you're correct. I love Allen but man he is struggling at the moment. The offense as a whole looks bogged down. I wondered if Davis was even playing as he has disappeared. The bright spot for me on an otherwise awful day was Cook showing big improvement and actually fighting for yards as well as showing speed. We have to establish the run so when games are going like this we can go to the ground and establish a rhythm and give the D a rest. Without Allen's legs we get shut out of this game

Damn. Hope Josh doesn't kick the dog on Tuesday

Someone did suggest he got hurt on a run late in the first half against GB. I wonder if he did. It's bizarre how he's playing all of a sudden. Maybe Wilson threatened to hump his mom unless he threw the game

I blame Kyle Brandt for making him watch all those movies instead of film study

***** me

I honestly thought the Jets recovered that. I was about to say they had the luck on their side today. Maybe not!

Camera is safely down and is on its way to a shelter so it can be released back into the wild