RobbRiddick

Only good thing about ESPN is the 30 for 30 docs

Is this like Brewster's Millions? Spend it by the deadline and you get five times that amount? None of the above?

During the Jauron era I used to puke after every game, then I'd crap my pants during his press conference

Poor Ray. For as far back as he could remember he always wanted to be an actor. Some say he was half Jewish, but it was just the good half. According to legend his family never received any mail for months. Finally his mother had to go and complain. He's up there now, high above, looking down on the helicopters for a change instead of them looking down at him. So long, Henry. Oh, and make sure you call 212-555-HAIR and say hi to Morrie. He was always good to you and you were always good to him, even when Jimmy was being an unconscionable ball breaker.

To be fair to Wilson the offensive talent around him was truly terrible in that game. I know Josh was working with sh*t his rookie year but Wilson really had nothing. I could be wrong, have been many times, but from what I've seen of him and just the general way he carries himself, I think he's going to be a good QB. Maybe not worthy of the number 2 pick but I think he'll put up good numbers at least and will get a second contract with them. They're building that team the right way, basically trying to emulate the way Beane built his roster (they were even trying to trade for a proven WR like we did with Diggs). That doesn't equate to them having success but I wouldn't be surprised to see Wilson and the Jets take a major leap this year, and I think they'll finish above the Dolphins who are getting way more hype.

Look back on this forum. Nearly everyone who watched the games saw it coming. The people who only watched highlights or looked at stats were the ones who still say he sucked for his first two years. It was pretty obvious by the end of year two (at least) that he was going to be great

Ah, since I spelt it wrong we'll go with the first option

No, they said he's eating nothing but muscles now

Ask and ye shall receive

Make their wives and girlfriend's play. Naked and in the mud. Actually I enjoyed some of the skills competitions this year. Seeing Mac Jones miss the target constantly was so funny. Come up with more of these and get rid of the game

I like the idea of stopping the clock if a team kneels down. I guess we'd complain when our team is trying to run out the clock but it would definitely make it more exciting. Of course, some people might say the losing team should have conserved their time outs and that this takes away some of the strategy

Diet Deebo is such a great name

Happy birthday my darling xXx

It does make me nervous having all the 'experts' picking us to win. But then, as someone pointed out here a while ago, it's not like everyone picking against us ever created some magic reverse jinx, so why should this? All I know is, if Allen can play 75% of how he was in the playoffs for a majority of the regular season, then elevate his play in the playoffs again, we'll be damned hard for anyone to beat

When I think of Zach Wilson hanging out with Josh I just imagine this:

He's good with his fingers

I eat 70, bones and all, just like real men do. Then I pick my teeth with one of the dead chicken's beaks. I do all this while splitting my time watching my wife do the ironing and re-watching highlights of us beating the Pats in the wildcard game.

Kraft and Collinsworth intend to spit roast him

Josh has a dil*o phobia. Had a bad experience with one once

Nathan Peterman paid his bribe in bitcoin

One of our biggest problems through that whole period was never been quite bad enough to land a top QB. Donahoe by all accounts badly wanted Big Ben. But we couldn't get up that high so got JP instead. That was one of the depressing things about that time. At least Jags fans got the number 1 pick to look forward to and knew they could go get a 'generational' QB. Same with the Colts. We just seemed to tread water the whole time with guys like Holcomb and Orton or praying for a Brady type find with someone like Trent Edwards.

Dolphin fans are funny. They're always overconfident. The Tua stuff is hilarious. Lots of posts about "Allen may have a stronger arm but Tua is superior with accuracy". There's a 10,000 page thread of them arguing about that video they posted of Tua throwing that lame duck pass. I've been going back to it now and then whenever I feel like a laugh.

They're not scheduling the Bills, they're scheduling Josh Allen. The league knows he's so close to being superstar and that neutrals love watching him play (Von Miller helps too!)

I hope some Bills fan somewhere in the world is on acid when they just happen to click that video

WOW!