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Man, Burrow gets the ball out quick. Loving the Ickey Shuffle

3-0 Pats 3-3 6-3 Pats 12-6 Pats (4th quarter scoring goes a bit wild)

Must not forget to pick against us. Bills 6 - Pats 12

I like Brandt but never was a fan of Top Gun. If he was going to do a Tom Cruise movie skit he should have done Rain Man. "Come on Mac, it's time to fly to Buffalo"

This tends to be my mantra before these Pats games, rather than the "let's kill these *****!" stuff. They're in my head, I admit it. Approaching these games with optimism for me is like trying a spot a single sock inside the washer as it spins around surrounded by the Music City Miracle Underpants, Leodis McKelvin Fumble Sweater, Wide Right Tee and all the other soiled laundry we've had to change out of during our many years of Bills fandom. That was very poetic, I think need to stop drinking so early

But what if we don't succeed?

Yeah, even the GOAT has ways to unwind

That Chargers/Bengals championship game is slightly before my time but I've watched bits of it on YouTube and it looks absolutely brutal out there. If the Bills weren't playing in this game I'd be much more happy about it. Love the games in extreme weather, especially in the playoffs. Remember the fog bowl? Couldn't see a thing but it was so much fun!

I believe Belichick will use the opportunity to unveil his Human Speedbump technique. Guy's a friggin genius

Yeah I sort of hope Allen does that. Just takes off if nothing is there, even if he only gets 3 or 4 yards in early downs. I just hope they don't try to purposely injure him, not that I could imagine a Belichick team doing such a thing

Let's go live to our on-the-scene reporter:

Lets drop some viagra into Highmark and see if we can raise a roof in time for the game

I think it's more another SB (without Brady) than the overall win record. He's not stupid, he knows if he doesn't;t win one without Brady there will always be that question about him. Brady proved he could do it on his own last year and if Belichick were to win one in the next couple of year I think he'd ride off into the sunset right after

Maybe they thought they were guaranteed to finish with the first pick and they're pissed that he messed up their plan. Guy did a great job with a team that was being laughed at before the season. I guess people are still laughing at the franchise but the team definitely got more respect as the season went on

I glanced at all the asterisks in the title and assumed it was another Pats thread

I think he's earned a full season in charge

I'm superstitious and believe in jinxes. Please say something sarcastic about Josh's poor circulation to offset this voodoo

If Flores had a franchise QB the last 2 years, would he have made the playoffs? Yes, both years

The Man The Machine Street Hawk

I can't watch this guy. Absolute d*ck. I get it though, try and make people angry so they keep coming back and share your content. He's in a win-win situation really. If he says a bunch of teams are bad their fans will click on it because they're outraged and then return if he was wrong so they can gloat. If he's right he gets to brag. I a couple of his videos last season and he just always picked the Chiefs for everything no matter what. Apparently he is a genuine Chiefs fan but that will end up backfiring on him because if he just goes KC, KC, KC all the time people will surely get bored? Although I guess Skip Bayless has been Dallas, Dallas, Dallas for decades and he has 3m followers on twitter. Nuts

Please, no. I'm already consumed with my usual "something will go wrong" illness that usually consumes me before we play Belichick. I thought I was over it but the playoffs have brought on a very vigorous variant. I keep hearing the announcers shouting "the Bills won the battle but again the Patriots have won the war!" in my sleep, then I wake up screaming

Great guy, Saleh. Really like him. Knows what he's talking about, as does anyone who says anything nice about us. Love ya, Coach xXx