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But Sandra Bullock seemed so genuine and kind

Yeah, I respect Ryan Leaf for the way he's built a new career somewhat and actually seems to have learnt something about the way he was. You feel like he could give a kid in a similar situation a lot of good advice. Manziel on the other hand just seems content to carry on the Johnny Football mystique because maybe that's all he has or knows how to be. Like that friend everyone has who continues playing the same character they played all through their teenage years and 20s, even when they're in their 40s. Those guys always seem like they can't evolve because they won't even exist anymore if they change

I just watched it. It's funny and interesting but I never liked Manziel then and the doc didn't do much to change my opinion. Great show though. I'm sure Skip Bayless watched it with both hands wrapped tightly around his manhood

Which team did you follow before Mahomes took KC to the SB? Pats?

He'll wrestle him at halftime

yeah what the hell was that about

I feel sorry for him, he always seems as confused as I do when my kid shows me a TikTok video

We have: 1. hand off 2. fumble 3. Interception

I was just waiting for Harty to turn on the afterburners and he gets tripped

Cynthia seems like a very independent woman

Yeah, it's obvious if Allen Number 1 goes down for any significant stretch of time we can take the season and give it to Dick Jauron

See, I call him Shak to give him a cool nickname and then he drops one. Back to Shakir

Shak making some nice catches today

Allen impersonating Allen

Shakir you dirty little boy!

He's supposed to be a great blocker

Damn, we gave up a first down right away. Season over

First kickoff of preseason and the flags come out. Love the zebras

FOOTBALL. WHOO. BILLS ARE PLAYING. WE'RE BACK. I CAN'T WAIT!!! Huh? Preseason? AH F**K If Shorter doesn't get over 100 yards and 2 TDs at a minimum then I'm calling Beane out

I saw Stroud's postgame presser - it was the first time I've ever heard him speak - and I must admit I really liked the kid. The way he was able to laugh at his poor performance and say "I think as an offense we did some good things... well, apart from me" did kind of endear me to the guy and so for that reason alone I'm now hoping he does well (I'm a cheap date)

Without looking at anyone else's answers... Zay Jones, Dareus... Punt God... hmm, can't think of any more

And to take a massive dump

I knew they shouldn't have bothered with the anti d*ldo netting they built into the design

Is that the Tom Seleck version of Indiana Jone we very nearly had? Damn you, Magnum PI!