RobbRiddick

Stop bumping this, I keep thinking it means he's signed!

I've gone over every week's schedule and ticked the team I think will win the game. Then I counted them up, so I have the records of all 32 teams. As always, I was super pessimistic with the Bills games due to my irrational fear of jinxing us. This resulted in me giving us too many losses and knocking us out of the playoffs (sorry). I also gave KC far more losses than anyone else will likely predict. But I decided not to change things and just post it as they turned out once I'd counted them up. NFC North (2) Vikes 14 - 3 (6) Lions 12 - 5 Packers 7 - 10 Bears 4 - 13 NFC East (3) Cowboys 12 - 5 (5) Eagles - 12 - 5 Giants 8 - 9 Commanders - 4 - 13 NFC South (4) Saints - 9 - 8 Bucs - 7 - 10 Falcs 3 -14 Panthers 2 - 15 NFC West (1) 49ers 15 - 2 (7) Seahawks 10 - 7 Rams 8 - 9 Cards 2 - 15 Wild Card Vikings beat Seahawks Cowboys beat Lions Eagles beat Saints Divisional Eagles beat 49ers Vikings beat Cowboys Championship Eagles beat Vikings AFC North (1) Ravens 14 - 3 (5) Bengals 13 - 4 (7) Steelers 11 - 6 Browns 7 - 10 AFC East (3) Dolphins 11 - 6 Jets 10 - 7 Bills 9 - 8 Pats 9 - 8 AFC South (4) Jags 8 - 9 Titans 8 - 9 Texans 4 - 13 Colts 4 - 13 AFC West (2) Chargers 14 - 3 (6) Chiefs 11 - 6 Broncos 8 - 9 Raiders 2 - 15 Wild Card 7 Steelers beat Chargers 6 Chiefs beat Dolphins 5 Bengals beat Jags Divisional Ravens beat Steelers Bengals beat Chiefs Championship Ravens beat Bengals Super Bowl Ravens beat Eagles Lamar wins NFL MVP and Super Bowl MVP Now, if I try and think of the Bills objectively, and if Dorsey uses the weapons around him smartly, I could see Josh having a monster season and doing what so many bandwagon fans predicted last season (MVP)

I wonder what he'd do if Scott Norwood asked him for a few dollars? Seriously, that's a great story. You can see why players loved him. Tough as nails but a man you have to respect

You should visit the Houston Oilers one. Those guys are so miserable you'd think they hadn't won a game for 23 years

Yeah, I'm not getting the whole "stealing is stealing" argument either. Technically it's true of course, but these huge companies steal from people every day. All you need to do is look on TripAdvisor to see people complaining about being overcharged or ripped off or getting a terrible experience in a large hotel or theme park, followed by the inevitable reply from said huge corporation that doesn't offer compensation or even an apology, just the standard "thanks for leaving feedback, we'll pass this on to the relevant team". Look at the NFL screwing over former players who made peanuts during their careers and ended up in wheelchairs, brain damaged etc.

And just like always, Brady's annoying botoxed face has to turn up in the end to spoil it

Only just seen this. I rarely find commercials funny but this one is great. Tasker at the end was the best bit

13 seconds later he changed his pick to the Chiefs

Nah not really, I was just trying to annoy Filthyp*nis

Not one shot of him studying film or watching his diet

Oow yes I like this post a lot

By new do you mean the one who replaced Kay? If so I agree. I don't watch that show much, just the odd clip that turns up on YouTube but she's much better than Kay

That show is awful. Just another crappy sports talk programme where they all disagree with each other to create fake tension.

Within 2 years people will start celebrating Dalton's TDs by exclaiming that the opposing team "is suffering from a case of full blown Kincaids!" This will cause controversy on some ESPN shows but Bills fans will refuse to stop chanting it at games

He said in an interview earlier that he couldn't pass up the chance to play with the best QB in the league

Isn't Buechele a sauce?

There's a hilarious video of Colin Hot Take Cowherd before the 2018 draft laughing at Josh Allen because some people had compared him to Wentz, and he goes on to say Wentz is a great QB and Allen is nowhere near as good as him

Oh but just imagine him strutting around, yelling in Von Miller's face "are you team Allen or team Wentz??" followed by the sound of the shower water gurgling down the drain

???

I bet Mahomes could turn him into Jerry Rice simply by farting on his Cheerios

This is the only stripper wholesome Gabe is interested in