RobbRiddick

I love this stuff about the modern world, especially the desperate apologies when you haven't really done anything wrong. Media personality trips over a homeless man the street. Next day "I just want to say sorry to all homeless people. It was a genuine mistake when I tripped, I didn't see the man's foot. But I should have seen it, it was my fault not his. I want the world to know I have nothing but admiration for homeless people and how brave they must be to live without walls or heating or a secure internet connection. I have just signed up at my local shelter so I can spend this holiday season serving soup to these wonderful people and can only pray to whichever god you happen to believe in that I can learn something from them that will educate me for the better"

Lions won't win the superbowl so long as you have your kneecaps.

We don't need Taylor, we already have Hines, the guy he learned everything from. Huh? A jet what? Oh

This feels like the time my boss caught me sniffing her seat but somewhere in the back of my mind I still thought I had a shot at a promotion

Second verse, same as the first

Meh. I'm as cynical as anyone when it comes to the Bills but this one doesn't actually worry me massively. Game one, long off season. New wrinkles. Going against the best D in the league on an emotional night when you know everyone is pulling for the Jets. It was a ***** show from Josh but I'll judge him on what he does in the nest few games. Burrow threw like 100 interceptions in week 1 last year. Strange things happen in week 1. We shall see!

Well you know Jets fans won't be celebrating this much tonight. Tough news if true. All that hype and talk and it ends after a few plays

Hey, he did better than Burrow. Week 1. Best defense in the league. We'll see what happens. Oh sorry, I thought this was the Allen excuse thread

I just hope we play better than we did against the Steelers a few weeks ago...

If the Bills lose

Make sure you still get to bed on time. You know what a grumpy grumps you are when you don't get your full 12 hours

I've done nothing but cry since last night but that might have more to do with betting 3k on the Bengals

I hate the Phins as much as the next Bills fan but have to admit some of Tua's passes were really nice.

Well so far in week 1 I'm 11 of 15. Not bad. Hope the Jets is one where I'm completely wrong

Yeah, they're a purely timing offense and when Tua gets the timing right they can be deadly

Wow, that shot of Brady and Kraft in the box is going to be the subject of some great "caption this" competitions

I actually feel bad for the Patriots

Weird that I'm surprised to see the Rams make a play. They only won the whole thing in 2022

Mac Jones can walk the walk

TOUCHDOWN CHARGERS *tingle*

I'm actually concerned with how much I tingle in my private areas every time someone makes a big play against the Phins

When Tua jumped into the pile for that fumble I genuinely winced for him

Dolphins have more speed than one of Mickey's chickens

haha Broncos start the season with an onside kick. Oh no it got called back. "illegal touring" ? are the Browns still playing?

lol this answer to that poster's question is even funnier Housh Wrote: What have we been working on in the offseason? Burrow was working on his metrosexual haircut and wardrobe. Lac was watching The Jetsons.