RobbRiddick

Nothing like a bit of national stereotyping

A random spattering of comments from Twitter: Can’t beat Tua Very poor idea Welp: there goes the Thanksgiving Game #Lions This is not an accurate headline. We don't know if Allen will start or be the backup. He wasn't even wearing a brace on Friday. The media speculation well exceeded what the Bills actually disclosed. This is a very bad decision. Big mistake. He fitting to throw for 73 yards Incoming Tommy John Surgery bc #BILLS careless and Reckless behavior!! This called for Rest, multiple weeks. UCL Tears don't just magically heal. Everyone who knows anything medically from Dr Chao etc. Rest. Yet #Bills are determined to jeopardize their franchise Qb

I once bought a second hand jock strap and caught the clap

Yeah, Sal said something about that a few days ago, how they can do it three times (I think) before they have to make a roster change. I was driving at the time so can't remember the details.

He's donating a portion of his chin so they can graft it onto Josh's elbow

Holy christ, that's just super amazing incredible news I love you Josh x

That's not Josh. Clearly an imposter. I still remember what the Beatles did with Paul

I want this software so I can see what my wife looks like as a woman

Kordell Allen

Did Diggs have both feet down? From my elderly memory it looked on the replay like one of them was just above the turf when he went out

Now why don't you guys make a tree and get out a here I think there's a feeling that he is still favoring the other leg. Apparently that happens a lot when people have had these serious knee injuries, there's that mental block that it's going to re-injure so it makes them hesitant. It actually makes sense

A really dark one that stands out too. He should have worn one of those fake tattoo sleeves to throw those reporters off the scent

I'm guessing it was in Miami

Well there was that one Jets game

I feel like this thread needs more hysterics

Why does this still look like McDermott is about to pull his pants down to take a dump? No wonder everyone was expecting bad news. Actually, from the way he smiled when he said he knew what the next question would be "my gut" tells me it's nowhere near as bad as he feared

Earlier today, Josh Allen's elbow was asked for comment and all he did was sigh and say "I won't be happy until I'm on the same level as Mahomes' big toe"

This is still very vague. We need something definitive. Right now I don't know whether to piss my pants or praise God

I spent several hours achieving that effect

Coach Tuesday:

If he gets a couple extra followers on twitter it will all be worth it

Inflation's a B word

The Raiders really know how to get the most out of their high draft picks

We can rebuild him

I have to say I'm getting really annoyed with this Tommy John guy. Is he a media personality like Skip Bayless or Stephen A Smith?