RobbRiddick

It's my wife's birthday and my kid has a basketball game but I'm missing both of them to watch this crap

Convert him to a WR and he can become a deadly duo with Keon.

how did you become so cynical?

I think we're getting to the point where we should just write off this season and hope a disastrous end will cause Beane to take a very hard look at rebuilding this offense by investing in some genuine WRs in the draft and FA. A new offensive coordinator would be nice too (there's zero chance McDermott goes anywhere)

"someone give me hope" In around a billion years the sun's luminosity will increase to such a level that it will lead to a runaway greenhouse effect, causing the evaporation of the oceans and rendering the earth uninhabitable. So every Bills loss, Patriots cheat and Chiefs win will become meaningless as there will be nobody alive to remember them. And if an alien race does one day come down and explore the dried up husk that is planet earth, when they research this strange game called football they will find there was once a player nicknamed Josh Alien, who they will assume was the first of their kind to visit the planet. he will be made their own version of Jesus and the Bills logo will be the symbol they wear on their chests like a superman sign (hey, he's also nicknamed superman - it all fits!).

I in no way want to stereotype any of our brothers from other countries or cultures, but when I see a sad post titled Oh Well by Italian Bills I instantly imagine this was his expression when he saw how the Texans massacred Josh Allen

They will not get rid of McD. The Bills aren't like a lot of other teams. They were irrelevant for years and years, going through countless coaches and philosophies, then they finally got a guy who truly changed the fortunes around and made them a perennial contender. Now you can say Josh Allen had more to do with this and I'd agree with you, but he did break the drought before Allen arrived and he does run a tight ship and has accumulated a lot of wins. No way they fire him and risk going back to irrelevancy. The Bills are the equivalent of a man with low self esteem and confidence who finally gets an attractive woman to marry him. There's no way he's ever divorcing her, no matter how much of a pain in the a*s she becomes.

lol Davis effing Mills leading them down the field with ease against our sh*tty high school defense

Cole Bishop is becoming our very own

lol, Josh taking his helmet off was like "thank f*ck I don't have to go out there again"

I hate to harp on this like we all are but it would be a miracle to me if this team reached the Super Bowl. I hoped this defense would improve as the year went on but they're actually looking worse each week. Can't expect this offense with its limited receivers to outscore some of the great offences they'll face in the playoffs. imagine what Taylor would do to this team, even more than he did a few years ago against us

Just awful tackling on D. They look like a finesse defense scared of getting their hands dirty

Texans are hurting themselves passing. They should just run run run

Man that's pathetic. Stop him behind the line and then he just breaks through and picks it up

Bishop hitting like he's a Texans defender

Jesus, this defense is good. So fast and aggressive. Fly to the ball. I have major p*nis envy

Every Bills fan just shouted "WE COULD USE SETTLE DOING THAT ABOUT NOW" in unison

Roll outs are a good call against this D

That was a very good route by Davis

That reminded me of the hit Leonard Marshall put on Montana in the championship game back in the day. Of course, Joe was the size of one of Allen's legs

Who else sh*t their pants when Allen started writhing in pain?

This run defense is actually painful to watch. It's like trying to stop a freight train with a stern finger wag

I was just thinking how hard the yards are against this Texans D and then Cook broke it

What I love about this is that Cowherd has never been known for hyperbole.

Not to sound coldhearted but f**k the pair of them! you are a karate master and the man of the house. Tell the woman she can spend her birthday watching the kid play basketball, it’ll be a bonding experience. And then she can go home and make her own cake. Women need to learn kitchen skills again.