RobbRiddick

When Dawkins told us Keon was going to shock the league this year and turn heads this is not what I thought he had in mind

Bills doing their best to put Christmas decorations on a turd

I would definitely piss on him if he wasn’t on fire

I have a video of me helping Josh keep Hailee happy when he's out of town but Youtube wouldn't let me upload it.

Hey, that’s just below the belt

Bakers 37 Fakers 17

Reminds me a Dennis Leary routine from years ago: "We didn't have rehab back in the 70s. Back in the 70s rehab meant you quit doing coke but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more months. Yeah give me a case of Budweiser and an ounce, I gotta slow down"

Jesus, you guys were bitching when Beane was bitching about people bitching in the radio back in April and now you’re bitching about him bitching about everyone bitching about the trade deadline

I’d be genuinely shocked if the Bills catch them. The Bills could easily lose five of those games based on how they were in Miami. Of course if they play with the intensity they showed vs KC they could win them all. Split the difference and you end up with 2.5 more losses. I’ll round it up to 3, then give them another loss against a team they absolutely should beat like the Jets or Browns. That’s 4 losses to leave them at 10-7 and a good chance of missing out on the playoffs

Why is he happy his bro is gone? Gone from where?

it sort of makes me like him more.

I think they're planning on him carrying Keon around on his shoulders to give number 0 some extra speed

After yesterday's game thread I assumed you'd uncovered @TheFunPolice's real name

It's okay, McDermott can make some alterations to his glasses and Daboll will think we have a new HC

This is the sort of thread title the guys at Finheaven are going to have a to of fun quoting. I can't blame them, I've been quoting their fan meltdowns here for years. It's time to pay the fiddler

To be fair to the kid, his technique for the Waddle touchdown came from the 'How to play CB for Dummies' book Elam left in his locker

I think they're VR glasses. He's actually watching the WC game against NE a few years ago. That's why he's so confused, he's wondering what the f*** Diggs is still doing on his team

I'm noticing a theme with today's topics. Did we lose to Miami or something? Hope not because I had 5k riding on us

Personally I blame McDermott's glasses. Everything started going downhill when he began wearing them.

I don't think it's possible, but I see that as the only way they'd boot McD out. McDermott was great for this team and it can't be overstated how he and Beane turned around a 17 year sh*t show, but he's unfortunately become stale. I agree with everyone who says he's taken the team as far as he can. The problem is I don't see them changing things up because grabbing a new HC is like drafting a QB with a high draft pick, it's a total crapshoot and I think they'd see it as too much of a risk so they'll find it easier to stick with him and hope Beane can have a great draft and FA period and do what's needed to put them over the top.

If McVay somehow had enough of the Rams I would trade the world for him

The one good thing about today is that it's reignited my total contempt for Miami. They've been so crap for so long that I was starting to feel indifferent about them. now I can experience more joy when bad things happen to them

Allen's expression on the bench looks like he's thinking "man, we are so f***ed"

The really worrying thing about this team, other than the bad receiving corps, is how sloppy and undisciplined they are. this is the sort of thing good teams do early in the year and then work out but it's been this way time and again this year

My wife is getting ready to sing