RobbRiddick

that's crazy. one day you're recovering a punt for a TD on national tv, 4 days later you're gone. Terrible

I would use him for a Hail Mary at the end of a game or first half. Just tell him to run Forrest run

Constipated huh?

Today feels like when you're young and get all ready to go out to a party, your head filled with fantasies of going home with the girl you've lusted after for a year, then the night ends with you drunkenly eating a burger while she goes home with the guy you've always hated. Not that is ever happened to me or anything. I always had pizza

If I was Beane I'd sign Cooper to a 1 day contract just so he could retire a Bill. Imagine how apes*t everyone would go

Oh he's going to the Chiefs 100%. it's inevitable

Brandon Beane telling his staff in the morning about all the jerkoffs on TBD thinking he would make a move before the deadline "And then they were convinced I'd go after Williams!"

Well the Cowboys are in win now mode...

I'm bashing away at the refresh key so aggressively my wife just called from the other room to ask if I have my private browser open again

when life gives you Samuels, make Deebos

Jets fans will mostly be happy about this

Van Miller was like listening to a wise older friend telling you a great story. Chris Brown is like someone using a chopstick to force cat s**t into your ear canals

I always loved him. I thought he was a great announcer. If I had to describe him and the other great ones in one word it would be fluid. I guess that has a different meaning these days but they just have a flow to what they said where it didn't feel forced or like they were just talking for the sake of it. Their voices perfectly synched with what was happening, and they even made the bad games watchable because they knew how to keep things interesting. al Michaels was great at that. I used to watch all the MNF games even if they were blowouts because I just loved hearing how he described what was going on. Madden was the same for me, although I was never a huge fan of Summerall. But when I see old clips of those thanksgiving games with Madden talking, to me that is football. Or clips of the AFC championship game intros with endberg talking to merlin Olsen, same thing. I miss that stuff the way I miss the old stadiums So many of the announcers now sound like they're TRYING too hard, but maybe that's my age and the kids now will one day be talking about how good Chris Brown was the way we talk about Van Miller...

Is he an atheist?

I'm guessing a desperation heave and a late flag

hahahaha don't be angry people. just laugh. It's all so predictable there's zero point in raising a pulse over this. now the Chiefs TD coming up

Yeah terrible loss.

NO NO NO!!! This was meant to happen in the championship game. Max you idiot

The moment Hoecht got injured was when the s**t started to hit the fan

Damn, Bosa backing off really killed us on that play

And since McD took over the defense midway though that Falcons game they've been a lot lot better. The new additions help as well

Hairston stuck to Worthy like goose sh** on a pump handle

What the hell has Poyer slipped into Cole's Gatorade