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Deep breaths out offense looks much scarier than theirs despite the BS score

Nah Pine Barrens ran away with that one about 30k posts ago

James Cook. As others have noted, mostly pessimistically, they're building to run, and Cook was pretty good last year. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he racks up 130 and 1 TD tomorrow.

Gonna need a bit more data bud, this seems ridiculous. The sample size pretty much McD and Marvin Lewis?

I'm personally tempering expectations because of the turf toe issue. I think he may disappoint. I'm anticipating a ton of Kincaid and Knox and have gone way too crazy on Knox TD odds.

Is this a first time preemptive Bass excuse thread? Now we know he's a concern It's going to be 64 degrees and sunny ffs, you answered your own question in the first sentence

Bills - 33 weird AF Murray and the cardinals - 10

Lol this is a surprisingly depressing menu thread Doing the standard pizza and wings fare, but as another poster mentioned, it's chili season in Colorado/New Mexico so I'm also whipping up some homemade green chili to go with the SW theme. I have no idea what I'm going to do with it though. Maybe dip a wing in it.

Not sure if this was mentioned, but outside of the Worthy worship...Kelce went 3-34 I'm actually fine with an undersized and potentially fragile Worthy becoming a new gadget extraordinaire if it helps usher Kelce into the abyss. All of the backwards hats in the world can't change that he's 34, the inevitable downfall must start sometime soon

Josh may put up 50 total tuds with an actress girlfriend and a new ridiculous haircut. Of course he’s hated. The man scored 15 effing rushing TDs last year and people only talk about it as if it’s a detriment to his passing game. He’s such a unicorn that the lower lames point and laugh if he falls short of a ring and records. He had 44 touchdowns last year (lol) and some basement Mountain Dew swillers on this very board still scratch their chin hairs and trip over themselves trying to quantify the next anti-Allen reach. If and when he wins one, he’ll be the most hated man in the game.

Between the horrendous take and annoying tween speech, this person should be fired. There is no scenario where this is mind blowing.

Wait I thought the 40 year old hippie-lite QB coming off injury was going to be the difference maker?

This seems like a lot of words to once again push your ridiculous “Josh in an unserious goofball” narrative that you’ve been vomiting up for about a year now. You also made no attempt to separate Morse and Tre from Diggs, as if they were all offloaded for being “meanies” that the “very unserious” Josh Allen didn’t like… Bad take rooted in bad faith. I look forward to revisiting early and often.

Why does it feel like Shavers is a McD lock? I feel like it's either him or Hamler, and give me Hamler for general upside

Zay it aint zo I've never understood how such a fringe, unspecial player could stick in the league for so long but then I saw that the Panthers brought back Jordan Matthews as a TE today. There's less talent than we all think apparently

McDermott is pure twitchy Christian sinew and also a wrestler. He'd wreck two of you at once. You could brick a man like that in the head and he'd rush at you covered in blood and drain your oxygen, I don't care how old he is. McDermott would straight up make 99+% of the board cry, you don't have to be a fan.

It feels over. He doesn't strike me as the ice in veins type and that's kind of what he needs to be now that the fanbase is focused on him and there's very little margin for random error. He wasn't particularly good anyway per stats already provided, so it's almost not even worth asking him to step it up and then essentially hope for the best. He needs to be the best Bass ever at this point which feels impossible. Just move on.

Arron Afflalo Keon wins for Cliff Robinson

We’ll see how your insanely awful plan that has no chance of ever happening, works out? What?

That 1400 yard season from like 11 years ago is the outlier. He's pretty much Zay Jones Sr.

Diggs may rot the team from the inside out but he's too crafty and self absorbed to let anything slip into public again. He doesn't want the stigma and I predict he'll be all smiles and boredom. And about 800 yards receiving.

yeah man Big Ben legitimately scares women and looks like he stinks, all around trash heap from Fraggle Rock Tyreek Hill is up there and it feels like he could flip a switch and top AB at any minute

Diggs aside, that's kind of a wild cheap shot by perennial injured Stingley on his teammate. I'd be cool with a Houston implosion.

Probably just the Jonas Brothers.

I really thought it was parody. I'm still trying to find evidence of it. It's like he's fully embraced the douche lately. He's proud to be the heel. He's the Gold Dust of NFL QBs right now.