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Brady losing his voice lol

Shakir accepting the Puka/Cooper challenge wow!

Josh motioning for the horse collar while stomping through 5 dudes

Agreed. Rams have been pretty bad against the run lately. I expected and still expect more Cook

He has no jump, is getting nothing on his routes. Watching him close he’s a total non factor, heard he was hurt again

Samuel looks lost out there

Our 3 fast linebackers are failing miserably in coverage right now

Shakir doesn’t drop anything and is very ready to provide his best Puka/Kupp impression. Feed him.

When he’s healthy he’s like Kupp+, it’s pretty ridiculous. Pencil in 10+ catches

Linebackers suddenly can’t assist in pass coverage, not what I’d expect with more health. Hopefully still figuring it out

Was expecting a Puka game but this is getting rough, need to figure him out quick

Didn’t really expect Samuel to disappear again, was doing some thing s recently

There’s been this new thing over the last couple weeks where people dump their dogsh*t secondary pessimistic forecast after their initial pessimistic forecast failed miserably, but then buffer it by saying “I wish I was wrong guys. Omg I wish I was wrong, gosh darn these clairvoyant talents of mine.” Bald Bull and double Mikey are goal post moving masters at this. It’s like a free pass to get unlimited digs in on the team, as long as you stamp it with some ambivalent “boy I wish I was wrong”. You don’t wish you were wrong, your entire online persona is a hail mary hope that you’re right.

His SaulGoodman alt is even more more insufferable.

Badol acting like a Josh Allen level athlete is uh, new territory lmao. Thurman got this dude on the ropes

It’s good for my health, better for theirs. Telling your boss oh it was a Bills game last night doesn’t seem to have much impact when you’re working out of Durango, Colorado. I personally think they just need to get on board. Looking forward to James Cook getting 12+ rushing TDs after the break and more people talking about it. AFC Kamara.

Yeah…but it still kind of obliterates every single off season narrative. Sometimes you just gotta live a little

Wouldn’t be shocked if this turns into more of a Lamar vs Allen year. Chiefs have the record and Spags but I was just not impressed by Mahomes. 25 interceptions since the start of last year. I had to check that against a couple sources btw because of the sticker shock. Savior Mahomes has 25 interceptions since start of last year. And Kelce safety blanket ain’t getting any younger. Could Mahomes be a 30 int over 2 year guy? Pretty reckless

He was everywhere when it counted. Almost ended it himself at the end. Nothing wrong with this brand of Beane ballswarm dudes when it counts. Seems to work more often than not. Cam knows it well.

Showed up 15 minutes late with the same Edmunds joke FML He may still put up 700-10 on the ground despite being slow and fat now sheesh

Seems to be now. Some of have tried to knock his rushing game this year but the results today kind of change the narrative. He’s right where he usually is statistically now. On pace for more rushing yards than last year currently. And that aspect has been picking up, he may rattle off another 300-5 before the year is over. Really incredible that he’s having his most efficient passing year ever, while still rumbling for his rushing normals, and people act like he’s not the most incredible cyborg in the NFL. Josh is going to set some eye popping records.

I just assumed we were joking at this point but then there’s the “you know…” post like Peter here as if he didn’t rattle off 55 yards and a TD on the ground today. While having arguably his best passing season here ever. Is there like a cabal behind this troll or are some still really trying this hard?

McD sounding sick on this post game. That him coughing too in between answers? Get that rest Coach you’ve earned it.

I don’t think we’ve yet absorbed how much the return of a healthy Curtis Samuel could mean for this team. Turf toe sucks and the timeline syncs, but he could and should be good now. It’s like having an extra Shakir. Offense when healthy could be top-5 NFL which is insane considering where we were months ago. But current healthy Cook, Shakir, Coleman, Cooper, Kincaid, Samuel, Hollins? Thats ridiculous

Tried this a couple of times and came up with about 13 names will keep it to Josh and the entire receiving team. Decimated, questioned, always considered lesser, Shakir, Samuel, Cooper and Knox all stepped up