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lol 20% of fans checking their phone watching their ray davis bets start to hit

No other QB doing that

Yeah I think Cook cooking is likely the biggest reason for no Ray. Cook looks quick af out there, running great

“bailing out” McD is kind of the game plan this year. This is 100% Allen’s team and we need 5k 50td magic

God bless our durable unicorn. Live and die by it. Rust is coming off every drive.

Perhaps this is why you don’t essentially ignore the preseason

Feed Shakir c’mon Brady

Solid vet play Dion

Kyler sailed one for an almost interception and Marvin dropped a chest hitter. I’m not seeing the expertise that you are so no, I’ll save the credit. Our defense is terrible.

Their offense looks terrible. I’m not seeing any speed quite honestly. Kyler is a mess. It’s our awful defense thats making them appear decent.

lol atta boy Marvin. Cards offense is garbage honestly

Knox is going to be a bigger part of this offense than just about anybody anticipated. Can’t believe his over was 14 yds…

Lol you’ve been doing this for years but this may be the earliest breakdown

Dawkins with the tackle durp

Deep breaths out offense looks much scarier than theirs despite the BS score

Nah Pine Barrens ran away with that one about 30k posts ago

James Cook. As others have noted, mostly pessimistically, they're building to run, and Cook was pretty good last year. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he racks up 130 and 1 TD tomorrow.

Gonna need a bit more data bud, this seems ridiculous. The sample size pretty much McD and Marvin Lewis?

I'm personally tempering expectations because of the turf toe issue. I think he may disappoint. I'm anticipating a ton of Kincaid and Knox and have gone way too crazy on Knox TD odds.

Is this a first time preemptive Bass excuse thread? Now we know he's a concern It's going to be 64 degrees and sunny ffs, you answered your own question in the first sentence

Bills - 33 weird AF Murray and the cardinals - 10

Lol this is a surprisingly depressing menu thread Doing the standard pizza and wings fare, but as another poster mentioned, it's chili season in Colorado/New Mexico so I'm also whipping up some homemade green chili to go with the SW theme. I have no idea what I'm going to do with it though. Maybe dip a wing in it.

Not sure if this was mentioned, but outside of the Worthy worship...Kelce went 3-34 I'm actually fine with an undersized and potentially fragile Worthy becoming a new gadget extraordinaire if it helps usher Kelce into the abyss. All of the backwards hats in the world can't change that he's 34, the inevitable downfall must start sometime soon

Josh may put up 50 total tuds with an actress girlfriend and a new ridiculous haircut. Of course he’s hated. The man scored 15 effing rushing TDs last year and people only talk about it as if it’s a detriment to his passing game. He’s such a unicorn that the lower lames point and laugh if he falls short of a ring and records. He had 44 touchdowns last year (lol) and some basement Mountain Dew swillers on this very board still scratch their chin hairs and trip over themselves trying to quantify the next anti-Allen reach. If and when he wins one, he’ll be the most hated man in the game.

Between the horrendous take and annoying tween speech, this person should be fired. There is no scenario where this is mind blowing.