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He looks lost. Allen's stats would be far prettier if KB could remember that he's a football player. He looks like he just doesn't want to play.

Was thinking Cam Newton too. Seems like too easy of a comparison with the whole Carolina connection but he seriously looks like "good" Cam Newton out there, which I'll gladly take at this point. He completely dominated the first half, it was insane.

This **** is weird. Don't just post photos of randoms on a message board, man...

Ah, apparently I need to wade through more of his self-serving whiny BS before I get to it. Only saw the initial tweet and reactions. Thanks.

This Ledyard kid (?) is unbearable. He's moodily replying to every single counter tweet and has YET to offer any real, substantial evidence for his opinion. He's beyond unprofessional and frankly seems a little dumb. How do some of these nerds get these jobs?

Fitz is going to retire with more yards (and more money) than Gannon, Kurt Warner, and probably Troy Aikman. That's kind of insane, I wasn't even aware. How many QBs even last 14 seasons let alone turn it on after 14 seasons? Fitz gonna be the Craig Biggio of the NFL, he's seriously starting to knock down some numbers at this point. Nobody's gonna remember the name Vinny Testaverde when he's done.

Oh wow, I never even considered racial drama when going over true real worst case scenarios. Nice one. This year is going to be as rough as it gets...

WGR post game is like water torture. They're playing like the same three commercials on a loop.

8 TDs in 2 games. Fitz is a G. Might see $100 mil in career earnings at this rate.

There's also the parallel weirdness of McD calling plays starting 2nd half. Could be related somehow.

Was notably on the bench during late drives in the game. Team went with Jones and Foster (gross).

Alright, Fitz is now my favorite player of all time.

This is so awful for Week 2. Starting to think this McBeane ship is going to sink faster than anybody may have thought possible.

Rodak saying Lorax confirmed he retired. This is insane.

They absolutely have to if he did but even that is a horrible net loss. Not good.

And Vontae Davis apparently quit? Something happened. Do we have a DC right now?

This is pretty terrible if he quit, there's no way to spin it. Awful McBean decision again, not the most positive experience for Tre White, etc.

awkward

yikes, hopes he's gone either way. doesn't sound good.

no I totally agree, sorry. I meant that in a positive way as weird as it was. point was that we're not really missing anything.

Take away the interceptions and his stat line was a "good" Tyrod day.

Next week is going to be a slaughter. This Vikings team at home? Hope Allen survives.

Does Taiwan Jones still have all of his face? Hope he's okay

Pretty sure Murph just got Kelso's name wrong. This is going to be the longest season ever.

Weird. He's been awful.