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That drive was about as bad for Jalen Ramsey as it could have been. Love it.

Carr is also like "dude I'm throwing to the corpse of Brandon LaFell and some guy named Marcell Ateman because you gutted my receiving corps"

Gruden is such a dweeb. That visor still, man??? He's like the Guy Fieri of football coaches, I really can't stand him.

One of our simulation overlords isn't a Redskins fan apparently. I will not be watching that play again. Feel awful for him. Alex Smith is a great story and seems like an even better dude. Hope he can make it back with the help of modern medicine.

AP is an anomaly. He's cyborg Earl Campbell. He will be top-5 of all time when it's all said and done. He's old and missed time for good reason so it seems like people kind of forgot how incredible he was when he was at the top of his game. Were it not for bad knees and bad decisions he would possibly be in the discussion for best of all time. That said, McCoy is up there. He's definitely still showing flashes but I don't think a rebuilding team like this needs to bank on an aging superstar. Let him get his ring and reach 12,000 yards with a contender. We can't overlook RB though. Marcus Murphy ain't gonna cut it. We should only move on from McCoy because of his age and salary, but we need to replace him with somebody young and legitimately good - not a stopgap journeyman who may have a good year. This is a fantastic Carl Crawford drop but we've got to give Shady more credit than that. He's more Rickey Henderson than Carl Crawford at this point. Maybe Tim Raines if we're really being specific.

OK I'm fine with Barkley and Allen moving forward. Great day for Zay!

As a previous Zay hater, I like what I'm seeing. He's shaping into a nice receiver.

"Virtue signaling"? So if you're not like teehee, let's ruin this guy's life, you're virtue signaling now? Try to fully understand the 4chan memes before you regurgitate them please, you're not hip or edgy. All of this ***** is unnecessary. I didn't want Peterman on the team before the season started but he's 24 years old and will need a new career next year. There's no need for an entire city to rally against him and all of these billboard campaigns and gofundme's are gross and just make us look like the small, bitter, fringe of society fanbase that the national media loves playing up when this team is down. Hell you can probably expect some of that before Sunday because of this. Chill people.

Next year Shady and Ivory will both be 31 years old. Marcus Murphy may not be in the league right now if it wasn't for the Bills. Look, I like all of them, but if you think we're "set" then you're sadly mistaken. This is going to be a gaping need in the very near future.

24-6 Jets Both offenses struggle but the Jets defense puts up points. Calling at least one Jamal Adams pick-6 and will probably load up on the Jets D in fantasy this week.

Not good enough for us apparently, but the likely playoff bound Vikings who currently have two better backs than us thought it was worth a shot. Abdullah is better than Murphy, and I would have like to have seen this happen. This team is going to need more running backs soon and it's going to suck if they need to spend a pick on one with all of the other holes that we're dealing with. And let's face it, they probably will.

Both, but he wasn't previously soft if that makes sense? He played aggressive early on in his career - see that gif against Richard Sherman that everybody uses in this instance, but still, I couldn't imagine him doing anything like that now. I think the death of the kid's mom messed him up. He's just doesn't seem completely there right now. Also this. I've seen Zay do it countless times, so that wasn't a rumor. I think Peterman was telling him where to line up a couple times just this past week.

I've been agreeing with you more and more lately. Strange times indeed. At a minimum, how the hell can the OC? Even if he's a "scapegoat" (he isn"t) the OC needs to go in this situation, every time.

If we're comparing EJ to your standard back-up in the NFL, then shut up EJ. If we're comparing EJ to Nate Peterman, then he has a damn point. That's how ridiculous this all is. I would take confused and mechanically flawed EJ over Peterman in a second. Nate Peterman was historically bad last week - after today's shitshow he's got to be in the running for number one worst QB to ever suit up.

This, or as much as I think he's an unprofessional moody dork, I thought Schopp made an interesting point when he said it showed that the interceptions are in Peterman's head. It's not hard to believe considering how weird it was to run in that situation, and a neurotic Peterman is just maybe the most hilariously terrible QB to ever play the game. Either way, this poor kid should not have played in the NFL today.

Yeah, that hail mary play. Sheer panic. That should have obliterated any last remaining weird hope for this kid. I feel bad for him in the sense that McDermott has put him through this, any other coach would have let him down properly long ago. It's pure torture right now, for everybody.

Shady: McDermott does kind of look like Skeletor. Pryor: Yo, they play that Shout song after field goals?

This is like a game of spot the incel.

You're 100% right and I apologize. Thank you for checking back. I was at a loss and apologize for any frustration born insults, and will accept any penalty. Now hopefully we can drop this and get back to talking about how Josh Rosen looks like a skinny misfire.

Anybody else want to argue with this confused, stalking weirdo? I can't even follow what his beef is right now, but he clearly wants to argue. Sorry to take up space for the community.

I never used it as an insult, I simply explained what it meant. All of the posts are here in this thread to read yourself. You trolling, dude? It seems that we're on the same page and I get that you may be angry and defensive about the fact that you got confused and have completely butchered this weird attack of yours, but you're completely wrong here have frankly seemed on the fringe of positive mental health for awhile now. Hope you're good.

Exactly. The talent here sucks, but it also sucks in Dallas, Seattle, Washington, San Francisco, etc., all of which are beating us in every offensive metric possible. Coaching makes up a good amount of that difference. Daboll sucks.

No, I'd be totally fine with adding Bridgewater, I just don't see the Saints letting him go easily. Seems they know what they have.

Kale juice and robot force fields. I hate him but his ability to never get hit is incredible.

Kind of true, really. Been thinking about this for weeks now as soon as people started seeming content with throwing away the season. This is why you never throw away a season. This defense is good right now. They're not guaranteed to be good whenever this" brain trust" figures out the offense...