Fr. Jerk

the Home Alone movies. Even as a Kid I wanted to see those two bums beat the snot out of Macauley.

Place your bets now, my dunns. Cash in later and thank me, ya dig?

I'll be there, bruh. Catch me in my alter robe and Osteen mask, ya dig?

NBA used to be dope, ya dig?

I'll be there, gize. Nas only needs one mic, and I just need one shovel, ya dig?

Josh goin Hollywood, ya dig?

WWE HOF, ya dig?

Watched the Zodiac doc today. Crazy how they couldn't pin this guy down with anything. Clearly, it was him.

Kidding. Ok, for real, I guess I'll go Lawrence Taylor.

OE 40's and gutted White Owls, ya dig?

Couldn't agree more, mane. This might be more fitting, ya dig?

I'll go with Kurt Angle Fedor Emelianenko HOGAN! Good choice, if we're allowed to bring people with lethal poison and guns. Some ex mob guy thinks he was lying about his numbers, as it doesn't make much sense for mob factions to hire a hit man.

He didn't want no part of Bad News Brown either.