Fr. Jerk

Lloyd Christmas.

You get the tab.

I still want to know what his fav Biebs album is.

I still ride the cart like a skateboard on the way to the whip, ya dig?

Batman Forever. The actual movie is a steaming log, unfortunately.

I agree but your Bloody Valentine single is annoying as ****, ya dig?

I dig the smoke man, ya hurd?

I wanna rip Joy Taylor a new one, ya dig?

Doug Whaley needs a thread like this.

Yes, was dope as soap, ya heard?

I still want to know what his favorite Bieber album is. I'm definitely a My World kinda guy. Its hard to top your first, ya dig?

I vote for anything goes times 1,000, ya dig?

I hear an angel singing, ya dig?

We're gonna light up Ben like the 4th, ya dig?

They could have thrown in a clip of him going ham on the turkey leg, ya smell me?

Brady gonna get stomped out goomba style, ya dig?

Cellino and Barnes: We need a jingle. Jingle Maker: What's the name of your business? Cellino and Barnes: Cellino and Barnes. Jingle Maker: What business are you in? Ceiling and Barnes: We're injury attorneys. Jingle Maker: What's your phone number? Cellino and Barnes: 888 8888 Jingle Maker: I'll see what I can come up with...

They really should have dished out the money to resign Jarius Byrd.

He's gonna light it up like the 4th.

Everything John Candy did was amazing, ya dig? Talk about John Candy.