Fr. Jerk

Thread of the year, ya dig?

But are you Jessie excited, mayne?

Only if we watch Juice right after. That Bishop was a real rogue, ya dig?

Wanna have a sleepover?

Is Keon a no 2?

Dont ask, dont tell, ya dig?

We refer to my boss as Jabba (he does look exactly like Jabba the Hut) A revolting blob thats so narcissistic its almost comical. Almost. He's also a terrible racist, because he's not even the kind of racist thats funny about it. Thankfully he mostly works from home. A little of him goes a real long way and carries way too much weight, ya dig?

Greg is muh buddy. We had a sleepover at his crib last weekend, got in a big pillow fight (I won) and watched his favorite movie, Clueless, ya dig?

If having a last name like Goff isn't bad enough, his first name is Jared. Good thing he's a rich athlete, ya dig?

Can't be any worse than Genny, ya dig?

Eddie better get them guns registered, ya hurd?

100 100 x 100000000 0

Personal fav - Drayton Florence on Bratty. Peeps done lost their mind, mane.

Right, it all evens out and everything comes full circle. The frozen tundra!!! Nobody circles the wagon like the Bills!! We're winning the SB, ya dig?

If he wants me, then he can have me, ya dig?

Purty good, but not as good as a G Unit mixtape, ya dig?

Bills 6 Bengals 5

That's funny. I don't think the postal service allows fake return addresses anymore, or doesn't deliver if they catch it. Whenever I used to mail friends gag gifts I would make out the return address as: Hulk Hogan 1 Big Legdrop Avenue Venice Beach, CA 50187 A recent package didn't get delivered to my friend. Also, it might be because Terry is dead, ya dig?

Whenever I see highlights I close my eyes, stick my fingers in my ears and pretend the kick is good, ya dig?

Homeboy looks like a Golmba, ya dig?

Hells bells. This goes hard year round, ya dig?

Yeah, its a good steamy scorcher, mane. Fif did a great job slinging the big hot doody on Diddy, ya dig?