Fr. Jerk

Hey Alexa, play Jay Z Big Pimpin, ya dig?

Peeps turned their homes into toilet paper factories.

Fried pickles all d*mn day, ya dig?

Everything on the menu, with extras, ya dig? Except pineapple. Gross.

I been married to the streets since birth, ya dig?

Don't ask Doug Whaley, he won't be privy to that info, ya dig?

I like the white way better.

A Browns fan already beat you to it.

I'll throw it on while I do something productive.

Wins on first thread, ya dig?

It is to me. I can much better deal with them losing the actual SB than getting bounced out by KC again.

I'm here, gize. I'm in my robe quoting scripture and passing a gutted White Owl, ya dig? Overnight shift = it's 5 O'clock somewhere

Everyday is Tre Day, ya dig?