Fr. Jerk

Thread of the year, ya dig?

But are you Jessie excited, mayne?

Only if we watch Juice right after. That Bishop was a real rogue, ya dig?

Wanna have a sleepover?

Is Keon a no 2?

Dont ask, dont tell, ya dig?

We refer to my boss as Jabba (he does look exactly like Jabba the Hut) A revolting blob thats so narcissistic its almost comical. Almost. He's also a terrible racist, because he's not even the kind of racist thats funny about it. Thankfully he mostly works from home. A little of him goes a real long way and carries way too much weight, ya dig?

Greg is muh buddy. We had a sleepover at his crib last weekend, got in a big pillow fight (I won) and watched his favorite movie, Clueless, ya dig?

If having a last name like Goff isn't bad enough, his first name is Jared. Good thing he's a rich athlete, ya dig?

Can't be any worse than Genny, ya dig?

Eddie better get them guns registered, ya hurd?

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