I was at Quiznos in McCarran (Vegas) Airport and asked that they cut my sub in half, they said they couldn't have knives past security and gave me a plastic knife to cut a toasty sub in half, I gave up after a short struggle.
NFL - Jim Brown
MLB - Babe Ruth
NBA - Wilt Chamberlain
NHL - Wayne Gretzky
Boxing - Ali
Soccer - Pele
Tennis - Martina
Golf - Jack Nicklaus
Wrestling (NCAA/Olympic) - Dan Gabel
NASCAR - Richard Petty
Track and Field - Carl Lewis
Swimming - Summer Sanders
Clueless Fan - Red Sox Nation
I can still see the $180 i paid for 3 tickets in the blues, only to discover as we walked away it was 1 ticket in the blues, 2 in the oranges, big time bummer, but at least I was there...
You may be right, I didn't make the rules and don't feel like reading them now, but it seems close enough to me, consider 1/2 the front page isn't even about football.
Well then you probably think it is crazy that I'm "watching" hand updates online too. IMHO it is very interesting and I have as much fun watching the game as I do playing it.