Golden Goat

But... But... Taylor Swift said... And... And... ugly has been celebs stripped naked...

Fox calls NJ for Menendez and TN for Blackburn.

I'm monitoring these: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fullpage/midterm-election-map-2018-live-results-58723598 https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/06/us/elections/results-senate-elections.html Edit: Oops... meant this for your thread, @whatdrought ?

Just go ahead and call North Dakota.

No, they are playing it super safe. Or, they're behind everyone else.

I see that argument perfectly. But when you have no message, it's easier to intimidate than convince.

New Jersey is looking very interesting at this point.

Some folks calling KY-6 for Barr. Next? NEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXTTTTT?

ABC: GOP now has a 60% chance to keep the house. The rate at which this is moving is staggering.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fullpage/midterm-election-map-2018-live-results-58723598 GOP's chances for the House SKYROCKETING! Holy crap, 1 in 2? Really? But Nate Silver... ?

Indiana's going to be our first Senate flip.

At the moment, trending correctly.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fullpage/midterm-election-map-2018-live-results-58723598 Forecast had Dems at +48 a few minutes ago. Now down to +31.

Cautiously optimistic. For me, personally, the governors race matters more. My business is based in Florida.

Barr just pulled ahead in Kentucky 6. Outstanding votes are favorable to him...

I saw Chelsea Handler half naked and now I'm too scared to leave the house. ?

The guys calling the game usually say this is a good thing for an o'lineman. ?

Had the Bears D in all of my fantasy money leagues. Does that count?

Check out how Yahoo is spinning it: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/wing-sting-operative-went-undercover-160500710.html "Right-wing master of disguise James O’Keefe sent one of his would-be 007s into Beto O’Rourke’s Senate campaign. The operative posed as an O'Rourke supporter and secretly filmed her interactions with his staff. For all this effort, the damning scoop O'Keefe found was that staffers spent around $300 in campaign funds to buy food and supplies for a charity working with asylum seekers sheltering in El Paso churches." Sounds a whole lot less ominous than, say, "caravan of illegal immigrants," huh?

Beat me to it. ?

He said it twice -- once to convince us; once to convince himself.

How many quality free agents are going to want to come to this sh*tshow?

Just wait till preseason. He'll be "legendary" again.

Scroll up. We're up to 2. ?