Golden Goat

Beat the Matz -- Beat the Matz -- Step right up and BEAT THE MATZ!!! Eight earned runs without an out? ?

According to Tlaib, they're just some people who did something. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Looked better than Fournette at times last season. Actually, quite a bit.

Oh HELL YEAH, I'll take a win like this over the Filthies ANY DAY!!! First place, baby! ??

Angel eyes, you have angel eyes, such a smile that lights up my lifeYou're a dream come true, now I'm holding youAnd I'll never, never let you go, I will never let you go!

Crazy good value, too.

With the 16th pick, the Carolina Panthers select Jonah Williams, T, Alabama. Top needs: EDGE, T Edge is a priority, and many fell in this draft. Given that we already thought the draft was deep at edge, we’re confident we can address it later. Cam’s coming off surgery, and we have to protect him at all costs. Given that this pick will also help open holes for our other star, McCaffrey, it was a no-brainer. We resigned RT Daryl Williams to a one-year prove-it deal, but he's coming off injuries and, if he stays healthy and returns to form, he'll be too expensive next year. While other GMs project Williams as a guard, he doesn't, and we agree. We’re giddy that the Alabama product fell into our lap. The New York Giants are now on the clock. @BuffaloHokie13

From OP: "Each member has 4 hours to make their pick between the hours of 8am-10p est."

Covering all their bases, it seems. This morning: Report: Frank Clark Trade Talk Has Died Down

Or Denver.

This was my big takeaway. I initially thought it was a Walmart scooter, like this. If it was, I sincerely hope the police didn't hurt themselves "physically stopping the scooter."

When I saw this, I thought of my niece going, "Mommy, Mommy... LOOK! I WENT POTTY!!!" It'd be quite an accomplishment... if she wasn't 15! Way to act like you've been there before, Chris. ?

I'll take Philly or whoever is left.

Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry

I'm holding out hope that I'm still living it and they never lost four SBs in a row.

If the MSM covers it, watch for them to call him "Fox News contributor Douglas Schoen," while conveniently leaving out his party affiliation.

Is it possible to get this pinned? That should fill it.

In fairness, those two words truthfully revealed one thing: He wasn't talking about Hillary.

Why speechless? This is what they do when they're cornered. They try to redefine "it." Remember when Bubba swore sex wasn't "sex?"

While doing my draft prep for Virgil's first mock draft, I found myself believing the hype around Devin Bush. He's been shooting up draft boards since his crazy-good combine, and a number of more recent mock drafts have him going to either Denver at 10 or Cincinnati at 11. I don't think we'll take him, but I can see one of those teams -- or maybe even another team -- giving up a Day 2 pick just to move up a few spots. He was a leader at Michigan, and there is a significant drop in value at LB after Bush. Given that a falling quarterback also could give us a trading partner who wants to jump before Denver, I think the #9 pick will be a hot commodity, and I see us taking full advantage of that, especially if all those guys are gone.

Seriously, though -- If there's ever a Dukes of Hazard reunion, we know who's playing Uncle Jesse.

Primarily because they'd get Tua! ?

I'm in the same boat. My beagle, Radar, will (hopefully) be 15 in October. He still eats like a horse, but he can't hear or see well anymore. I'd say I'm bracing myself, but I'd be lying. I have no idea how one goes about doing that.

And then, if something explosive comes of it, the line will be: "Oh, that? It's old news. It happened so long ago. We need to look forward, not backward." Etc.

I'll take the Panthers, if still open.