Golden Goat

Why do we seem to win when Can-owww isn't in the lineup?

Callaway probably will be gone... but I see us as sellers at the deadline.

No biggie -- They only traded the heart of their farm system. I have a different question: WTF were they doing hiring an agent as a GM?

It'll blend right in next to all the others with the asterisks.

Well, at least now we know what happens when he runs out a ground ball...

Good on that dewdropper for fingering them dames! When the gumshoes and coppers track down his bent ice, them Dumb Doras will be taken to the big house in bracelets, I tell ya!

Mets' Cano (quad) returns from 2-week absence

In other words, "If you don't agree with me, ***** OFF."

Not to worry. He'll be ready to draw those costly late-game personal fouls regardless.

Sure, Diaz had a rough game. And Canot is hurt. But look at the bright side -- We dodged a huge bullet ridding ourselves of that Kelenic bum! Mariners’ top prospect Jarred Kelenic, 19, promoted to High-A Modesto "As one of the youngest players in the South Atlantic League, he has a .303/.391/.564 slash line in 49 games, with 11 homers, 13 doubles, three triples, seven steals, 25 walks and 45 strikeouts." F. U. BVW ?

How the heck can one obstruct an investigation into a crime that never happened?

Yup.

My avatar wants to kick this poser's ass. I'll hold him off as long as I can, but no promises... ?‍♂️

Do that to Brady next, please.

There's your NYT spin: ? Mueller, in First Comments on Russia Inquiry, Declines to Clear Trump

I get such a weird vibe from Mueller. Like I've seen him on Forensic Files or something.

Agreed. His next town hall should be held at the Blue Oyster Bar, headlined by the Village People.

This isn't hyperbole. Remember the Montreal Expos? The one year they finally looked like contenders, the strike ended their season -- and essentially their franchise.

That wasn't the case here. I ***** hated the Sox.

Moral of the story: Don't ***** with decisions made at the ballot box.

Pack enough pasty locals in and they'll see it from the International Space Station. ?

Literally. Seriously, who the ***** likes their friends this much?

His/her expression (back row) at :22-:23 is priceless. ?

I thought for sure Gomez broke his wrist here. Helluva catch.

Mets suck, booooooooooo